No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

gareth looks at his bench for a fellaini, any fellaini

"eyes of a nation are watching"

“a million eyes”

need to cue up some classic penalty vids on the ipad to gee the boys up at the halftime switch

V glad I decided against the pub for this

pub would beat either of these two

I've been optimistic up until now but this looks grim

Thank god he rested the first team

dier and/or walker will make sure this doesnt get to penalties

"time for somebody to do something from somewhere" lol

Lee Dixon outraged at footage of happy Colombian fans

"very difficult to get back to those pre-90 minute moments"

🤔

edl members in the crowd looking downcast

We sat outside the pub
And ate some burgers and chips
We figured there'd be cheers
But there were none
We walked home
About three motorbikes roared past
I thought, they must have scored.
They had.

Report from the pub: I cannot watch any more of this. My friends, who I am driving home, do not want to leave. Please send help.

Make 'em walk home.

I had to move my car. I can’t leave my car. I’ll come back to the pub if we win. Deal sealed by demonstrative cockney accent “camon facking england”

I guess the last English sub will be Nick Pope.

Come on England I've got Vardy Til You Puke cued up here

if england get sent packing, there will surely be calls for pickford’s removal

I have solved the problem by going to the Co op next door. Its much nicer in here. They have those egg poaching bags, might give those a try.

Warming the cockles of my heart to hear itv pundits saying "we need someone to do something magic, we just need a Moment"

As opposed to "here's how England might win in the next 15"

Been hearing this conversation all my life, it never changes

Trying to explain to the non-Englishes I'm watching with that this isn't just cynicism, it's in the DNA, they're not having it

*envisions obligatory care flippings* probly well played, be careful. xp

Game would be improved by watching it with the cute woman from the Coop ad tbf

coopa merica

omg nearly Rose to the occasion

ok I'm back into it

rashford converted to centre half brrrave sir gareth

WE'RE SAVED LADS IT'S RASHFORD

COL hanging on for pens now.

Lol. Pickford has to do the penalties after all.

wau at how vardy brought that ball down

Aw bless England they're finally having a go

love a plaintive 'is this the moment' from a commentator, always portends great results

lololol

dier is trash, the outfield joe hart

eric fauxllaini

On a brighter note, many bookmakers' families will be getting treated at the weekend

my sons have informed me that the two goalkeepers in this match are named "dickford" and "ospenis"

Ospina has saved three out of thirty eight penalties, fwiw.

Pickford five out of thirty.

Pretty sure I know what they call De Gea

wait until your sons find out about eng striker harry kane

Ospina in my Football Manager team, not a great record against pens

say what u like about england's performance, but u can't deny that they certainly feeted some balls in this match

what kind of team leaves kane out there leg hanging off

moronic

I hope England are laying on PTSD counselling for these kids

Can't wait to see Kane miss a penalty.

xposts they call him "the hair" ("tha hay-yuh")

y because he's so hairy

Who's gonna miss the decider?

Jesse lingard to sky it

Feel like Dier will make himself avaipable