No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

if only i could bottle this feeling

show us the fucking pickford save and show us the fucking second england penalty claim

ITV is trash

lol how is that not a yellow for young

it's the eye of the Geiger, it's the trill of the fife
risin' cards for a challenge that's a trifle
And the Swedes watch the telly with a gleam in their eye
And they've all got a much better eye
than the Geiger

Loooool

Colombia need another corner because they are never going to score from open play.

Applause for Will

How much extra time? 15?

tbf Colombia's corner came after they nearly scored in open play

30 minutes suzy

Argh! Chiz NV

This loud choking noise is covering up Hoddle a treat

Lol Dier is poor

Dier is so fucking bad

Dier is dire

dier by name, dire by nature

dammit

lol

For all the talk of Southgate's tactical adroitness you'd hope that he'd be able to think his way back into a game against a team fielding 3 out and out strikers

It's almost as though the panama game wasn't an accurate measure of where this team's at

Kane less a false 9 and more in the Rooney role now

Kane been England's best midfielder by a distance tonight tbfttl

is that vardy i see hunting rats up front

lol young the most visibly fucked professional footballer ive ever seen

it was the six-hour-long tonguebath itv gave to kane before this game started that convinced me england were going to lose

Yeah that's fair Windsor

Young getting a well-deserved Horlicks, slippers

ENG hanging on for pens here.

gareth looks at his bench for a fellaini, any fellaini

"eyes of a nation are watching"

“a million eyes”

need to cue up some classic penalty vids on the ipad to gee the boys up at the halftime switch

V glad I decided against the pub for this

pub would beat either of these two

I've been optimistic up until now but this looks grim

Thank god he rested the first team

dier and/or walker will make sure this doesnt get to penalties

"time for somebody to do something from somewhere" lol

Lee Dixon outraged at footage of happy Colombian fans

"very difficult to get back to those pre-90 minute moments"

🤔

edl members in the crowd looking downcast

We sat outside the pub
And ate some burgers and chips
We figured there'd be cheers
But there were none
We walked home
About three motorbikes roared past
I thought, they must have scored.
They had.

Report from the pub: I cannot watch any more of this. My friends, who I am driving home, do not want to leave. Please send help.

Make 'em walk home.

I had to move my car. I can’t leave my car. I’ll come back to the pub if we win. Deal sealed by demonstrative cockney accent “camon facking england”

I guess the last English sub will be Nick Pope.

Come on England I've got Vardy Til You Puke cued up here

if england get sent packing, there will surely be calls for pickford’s removal

I have solved the problem by going to the Co op next door. Its much nicer in here. They have those egg poaching bags, might give those a try.

Warming the cockles of my heart to hear itv pundits saying "we need someone to do something magic, we just need a Moment"

As opposed to "here's how England might win in the next 15"

Been hearing this conversation all my life, it never changes

Trying to explain to the non-Englishes I'm watching with that this isn't just cynicism, it's in the DNA, they're not having it

*envisions obligatory care flippings* probly well played, be careful. xp

Game would be improved by watching it with the cute woman from the Coop ad tbf