No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

think England was getting too used to Colombia putting themselves away

Level on goals with Mbappe now.

Hahah thanks to the delay and the posts here I just waited patiently for the folly.

I take it all back, Geiger to do all remaining matches

penalties and KANE blasting it further into orbit than Seedorf please please pretty please

someone quick, tell Geiger the rules for extra time

I'm not even LOL @ ENGLAND either but still that goal was hilarious nonetheless

Kane runs up to spot, paint can on a rope swings into his face, he stands on marbles and falls over

When god closes a lol she opens a roffle

Jamas Rodriguez to pull a Willis Reed, illegal substitution allowed by Geiger because lol

own
petard

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:54 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bunch of clowns, how the hell have they not seen that out

Going to pens of course

I just want to say before the second mina goal that colombia have been shit and deserve nothing

if only i could bottle this feeling

show us the fucking pickford save and show us the fucking second england penalty claim

ITV is trash

lol how is that not a yellow for young

it's the eye of the Geiger, it's the trill of the fife
risin' cards for a challenge that's a trifle
And the Swedes watch the telly with a gleam in their eye
And they've all got a much better eye
than the Geiger

Loooool

Colombia need another corner because they are never going to score from open play.

Applause for Will

How much extra time? 15?

tbf Colombia's corner came after they nearly scored in open play

30 minutes suzy

Argh! Chiz NV

This loud choking noise is covering up Hoddle a treat

Lol Dier is poor

Dier is so fucking bad

Dier is dire

dier by name, dire by nature

dammit

lol

For all the talk of Southgate's tactical adroitness you'd hope that he'd be able to think his way back into a game against a team fielding 3 out and out strikers

It's almost as though the panama game wasn't an accurate measure of where this team's at

Kane less a false 9 and more in the Rooney role now

Kane been England's best midfielder by a distance tonight tbfttl

is that vardy i see hunting rats up front

lol young the most visibly fucked professional footballer ive ever seen

it was the six-hour-long tonguebath itv gave to kane before this game started that convinced me england were going to lose

Yeah that's fair Windsor

Young getting a well-deserved Horlicks, slippers

ENG hanging on for pens here.

gareth looks at his bench for a fellaini, any fellaini

"eyes of a nation are watching"

“a million eyes”

need to cue up some classic penalty vids on the ipad to gee the boys up at the halftime switch

V glad I decided against the pub for this

pub would beat either of these two

I've been optimistic up until now but this looks grim

Thank god he rested the first team

dier and/or walker will make sure this doesnt get to penalties

"time for somebody to do something from somewhere" lol

Lee Dixon outraged at footage of happy Colombian fans