No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

Yeah this is a mean game from Colombia and England are handling it well imo

ref's absolutely fucked it. head's gone

If he's English social services need to have a word with the parents when they get home

― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:24 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Colombia losing the plot here.

I can agree with caek and Matt with calm equanimity now I can't hear Tyldesley or Hoddle

extremely funny game, kane bullshit excepted

What's the record number of yellow cards in one match?

Watching this in a room full of ppl from all over the world, seems to be a mix of football fans and casuals, whole place in gales of laughter at this refereeing

I mean I wanted them to win at the start of the match but they've increasingly behaved like a shower of pricks.

kane wrapping his arms around a defender and then running full tilt until he goes down pulling the defender down on top of him is quite effective granted

Not much discussion of Maguire's dive in the box there.

this is what your average MLS match looks like btw

xxxxxp "that Colombia v England game" at this rate

looking forward to clattenberg's assessment of henderson's soft headbutt at FT

Games needs a Colombia equaliser so we can rack up more cards in extra time.

colombia have been so limited

Honestly NV I really recommend moving to the USA for world and European cups. You still get all the funny bits at half time (Ian Wright, Martin O’Neill) but the commentary is less febrile

at this rate nobody will be available for selection next week regardless of who wins

i think I sort of loathe ashley young

Just watch the games on Telemundo and everything gets better.

The headbutt Henderson received or the one he gave during the rammy at the penalty? xp

This does feel very mls, ie championship football with fewer long balls

I can't see Colombia getting a shot between now and full time. Life ban for Geiger seems reasonable, including being banned from watching football on TV.

And hilarious refereeing xp to self

TBH the Colombian players are doing this all wrong and if they should be getting at one player it should probably be Dele.

lol nv, yes

Dele's done fuck all tho, he's more useful to them staying on

and as if by magic

I'm SNP now

The Scots Nats calling one vote after another to keep English MPs from watching the football.

— Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries) July 3, 2018

Davinson has been terrific the last two games.

Worried England are going to play for 1-0 starting any minute now

It's pretty sick the difference in quality between the two sides of the draw

Colombia lulling the England defence into a false sense of security, playing the long con

looked more a pen than the first one

VAR DAT SHIT

Canadian pro next to me here providing his professional insight to all in hearing distance

Watching the world be introduced to Mark Geiger is like sending my grown illiterate son to a college he didn’t get into.

— Will Parchman (@WillParchman) July 3, 2018

Looool

Damn pauly d leaving the pitch

You waster

sorry colombia, that was the one you were supposed to score

walker you pillock

Colombia as ineffectual as I feared they would be tbh.

had no idea this team was 10 Carlos Rivases

lol Walker

Rodriguez cd've been the difference

this game is what I was hoping uruguay-portugal would be

https://assets.metrolatam.com/cl/2015/07/23/foto_0000003320150723110038-800x800.jpg

bringing on Dier whose first thought is to pass backwards = don't do this again

this game is what I was hoping uruguay-portugal would be