No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

There is no limit to my hatred of Kane.

Daniel Stern, golden boot

someone with the power needs to yellow card LBI

xxxp that's tomorrow's Metro front page right there

lol this game

Geiger is so fucking terrible...there will be 10 minutes of stoppage at this point.

I have Kate at 16-1 for the golden boot so Sanchez can keep wrestling him all evening.

That kid with the sign looks like a Tim henman fan

lol at ITV commentators shoe-horning in a reference to THE WAR.

"that's the last thing that VAR wants to look at"

who will preserve VAR’s dignity.

someone with the power needs to yellow card LBI

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:20 PM (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heh <3

Geiger was telling Sanchez he was going to get sent off but clearly did not want the repercussions

This surely can't end with 11 against 11

Kid with sign looks Slavic and the sign is clearly ESOL

Turned the sound off, can feel my blood pressure settling back

That kid with the sign looks like a Tim henman fan

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:20 PM (fifty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More otm someone has not been this WC

and we're all suffering because of it

That kid with the sign looks like a Tim henman fan

I know we are duty bound to hate on all pro-England bias but come on, Colombia are being cunts here. Ref has totally lost control as well.

If he's English social services need to have a word with the parents when they get home

I've only been able to check short bursts of this match until now and every time it literally involved Geiger surrounded by angry players on both sides. So...about what I expected.

who’s the england player who’s going to get sent off beckham style?

Yeah this is a mean game from Colombia and England are handling it well imo

ref's absolutely fucked it. head's gone

If he's English social services need to have a word with the parents when they get home

― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:24 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Colombia losing the plot here.

I can agree with caek and Matt with calm equanimity now I can't hear Tyldesley or Hoddle

extremely funny game, kane bullshit excepted

What's the record number of yellow cards in one match?

Watching this in a room full of ppl from all over the world, seems to be a mix of football fans and casuals, whole place in gales of laughter at this refereeing

I mean I wanted them to win at the start of the match but they've increasingly behaved like a shower of pricks.

kane wrapping his arms around a defender and then running full tilt until he goes down pulling the defender down on top of him is quite effective granted

Not much discussion of Maguire's dive in the box there.

this is what your average MLS match looks like btw

xxxxxp "that Colombia v England game" at this rate

looking forward to clattenberg's assessment of henderson's soft headbutt at FT

Games needs a Colombia equaliser so we can rack up more cards in extra time.

colombia have been so limited

Honestly NV I really recommend moving to the USA for world and European cups. You still get all the funny bits at half time (Ian Wright, Martin O’Neill) but the commentary is less febrile

at this rate nobody will be available for selection next week regardless of who wins

i think I sort of loathe ashley young

Just watch the games on Telemundo and everything gets better.

The headbutt Henderson received or the one he gave during the rammy at the penalty? xp

This does feel very mls, ie championship football with fewer long balls

I can't see Colombia getting a shot between now and full time. Life ban for Geiger seems reasonable, including being banned from watching football on TV.

And hilarious refereeing xp to self

TBH the Colombian players are doing this all wrong and if they should be getting at one player it should probably be Dele.

lol nv, yes

Dele's done fuck all tho, he's more useful to them staying on

and as if by magic