No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

If we lose this game the front page of tomorrow's Metro is going to be (even more) intolerable (than usual).

These knobheads going on about England being "definitely the better team" ffs

I'm biased but basically Barrios should be beheaded.

It was a red but under the Neymar Rule Henderson's histrionics had it reduced to a yellow

I am putting it here for posterity- the World Cup trophy is offensively ugly.

i don't think anyone has said anything correct in this thread for hours

come on guys, that's an open goal, the sort of casually slack backpass that could decide this

Would it help if I called the leeds fan in this pub a prick? Xp

Tautological

fellaini would’ve buried that

oh fuck off

FINALLY JUSTICE

Geiger is so awful

lol carlos sanchez again, what a tournament he's had

those are the penalties that get called in MLS

Kane's daughter will end up like Jeanne D'Arc. Rightly so.

kane sold sanchez a story and he bought it eagerly

Lol it's Argentina '66 all over again, we'm playing monsters

Fuck that KANE SCORE A GOAL sign and the kid holding it up

There is no limit to my hatred of Kane.

Daniel Stern, golden boot

someone with the power needs to yellow card LBI

xxxp that's tomorrow's Metro front page right there

lol this game

Geiger is so fucking terrible...there will be 10 minutes of stoppage at this point.

I have Kate at 16-1 for the golden boot so Sanchez can keep wrestling him all evening.

That kid with the sign looks like a Tim henman fan

lol at ITV commentators shoe-horning in a reference to THE WAR.

"that's the last thing that VAR wants to look at"

who will preserve VAR’s dignity.

someone with the power needs to yellow card LBI

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:20 PM (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heh <3

Geiger was telling Sanchez he was going to get sent off but clearly did not want the repercussions

This surely can't end with 11 against 11

Kid with sign looks Slavic and the sign is clearly ESOL

Turned the sound off, can feel my blood pressure settling back

That kid with the sign looks like a Tim henman fan

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:20 PM (fifty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More otm someone has not been this WC

and we're all suffering because of it

That kid with the sign looks like a Tim henman fan

I know we are duty bound to hate on all pro-England bias but come on, Colombia are being cunts here. Ref has totally lost control as well.

If he's English social services need to have a word with the parents when they get home

I've only been able to check short bursts of this match until now and every time it literally involved Geiger surrounded by angry players on both sides. So...about what I expected.

who’s the england player who’s going to get sent off beckham style?

Yeah this is a mean game from Colombia and England are handling it well imo

ref's absolutely fucked it. head's gone

If he's English social services need to have a word with the parents when they get home

― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:24 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Colombia losing the plot here.

I can agree with caek and Matt with calm equanimity now I can't hear Tyldesley or Hoddle

extremely funny game, kane bullshit excepted

What's the record number of yellow cards in one match?

Watching this in a room full of ppl from all over the world, seems to be a mix of football fans and casuals, whole place in gales of laughter at this refereeing

I mean I wanted them to win at the start of the match but they've increasingly behaved like a shower of pricks.