I only just encountered this (or any) showershitting tale and while it is funny i will never be able to unknow it. I could voluntarily take another tbi i guess but i dont wanna die over this horror. Wanna live but forget.
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes
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― Ross, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link
I'm a big fan of price of Wales check suits but wearing it with a check shirt is a definitely a on no. Have a fabulous Vivienne Westwood suite in pale bluey grey price of Wales, bought on hood last year, it is by far an away the bets cut suit I've ever owned. I think it works well with a lighter floral pattern shift, no tie but I hardly ever wear one. In fact I have a hard time conceiving of making a tie work with it. Possibly a Pucci print with a white shirt but that might be a bit much
I like the rag and bone suit. It's a bit country squire/brown in town but not so much it's a tattersall check shirt and flat cap away from requiring accessorising with a flat cap, land rover and shooting stick. Not full on tweeds but not full on sharp either.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:36 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Whenever I think about suits I imagine Ed (in my imagined Ed) voice saying "It's a bit country squire/brown in town but not so much"
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 13 September 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link
i like how the abundant typos suggest he was tipsy and waxing satirical, always a good look imo
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 13 September 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link
gtfo with ranking dogs. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good dog!" to his very VERY good dog that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD DOGS'― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)they should restructure the show so all dogs are tied for #1― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:56 (eight months ago)
― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)
they should restructure the show so all dogs are tied for #1
― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:56 (eight months ago)
― oder doch?, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link
ya
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link
White wrote of Peele’s film: “‘Get Out’ does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s ‘Hi, Mom!’, Ossie Davis’s ‘Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious)’, Robert Downey Sr.’s ‘Putney Swope,’ Melvin Van Peebles’s ‘Sweet Sweetback’, Hal Ashby’s ‘The Landlord,’ Rusty Cundieff’s ‘Fear of a Black Hat,’ or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, … or the recent Eddie Murphy films that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.”
Still taking this in.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 28, 2017 6:51 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 05:30 (five years ago) link
Ages and ages ago, Dog Latin mentioned that he was suffering from an earworm of Maxell's Silver Hammer, just the first two beats, looping in his head and every now and then it happens to me too, 'John was, John was, John was, John was..."
― MaresNest, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link
gtfo with ranking your children. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good child!" to his very VERY good child that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD CHILDREN'― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)
they should restructure the show so all children are tied for #1
imo this can only mean that all children are mediocre u_u
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link
and i'm willing to accept that i guess
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
Joan was quizzical... right?
― pplains, Thursday, 27 September 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link
It's Joan? Well, I'll be darned!
― MaresNest, Thursday, 27 September 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link
Referred to as “she” and “her” and the verse describes Maxwell asking her out on a date and showing up to pick her up (but actually murder her).
It’s a shit song fwiw. A very unfunny attempt at “black humor.”
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 27 September 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
I admit I've never paid much attention to the song, it's a blind spot for me, a lot of White album tracks are.
― MaresNest, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
Dude, come on. Everybody knows it's a Rubber Soul track. So embarrassed for u.
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
had no idea what the hell was being discussed because i was scrolling up from the bottom and i was wondering if this was something i missed from Urban Hang Suite or Embrya...
― omar little, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link
XP - Haha, welp, time to drag my sorry self to the 'Times you have made an ass out of yourself irl with music' thread.
― MaresNest, Thursday, 27 September 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link
Oh I thought it was the sexual qualities thread
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
the days where we argued vehemently about whether the Beatles or pizza were more omnipresent seem so innocent now; they will have been so beautiful
― sarahell, Friday, 28 September 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link
I kinda thought MaresNest was going McBane "That Is the Joke" on me!
― pplains, Saturday, 29 September 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link
Beatles or pizza
depends on whether you are lactose intolerant or McCartney intolerant
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 29 September 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
one should be avoided by people who can’t tolerate cheese and the other is pizza
― shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 29 September 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link
This post from Momus in 2003 haunts my thoughts when I'm about to post or write anything negative:
Andrew, this is yet more blog despondency (blogspondency?) -- one begins to wonder whether there is therapeutic value in the semi-public admission of negative feelings, or whether they just anchor and externalise what would otherwise be trivial and transitory moods. 'I think I may just be wallowing in self-pity' says the author. Well, yes. 'It just goes further to suggest that I don't have a creative bone in my body. Fuck it.' No, don't fuck it! You're in the entertainment industry now, lad, the roar of the crowd, the sizzle of the greasepaint! It may just be a blog, but pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and let's do the show right here! 5
― Luna Schlosser, Sunday, 14 October 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link
the sizzle of the greasepaint?
― Dan I., Monday, 15 October 2018 06:41 (five years ago) link
Theatrical makeup under stage lights
― crüt, Monday, 15 October 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link
i'm a real entertainer, pat me down with a paper towel to remove excess grease
― Dan I., Monday, 15 October 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link
kenan wrote this on thread Do you feel awkward when buying condoms? on board I Love Everything on Apr 10, 2007there's this slummy liquor store/drug store around the corner from me, and the only brand of condoms on display behind the counter are Magnums. As if to say, this is a big dick store for big dick people. Buy some big dick whiskey and big dick cigarettes and big dick condoms, why dontcha?
there's this slummy liquor store/drug store around the corner from me, and the only brand of condoms on display behind the counter are Magnums. As if to say, this is a big dick store for big dick people. Buy some big dick whiskey and big dick cigarettes and big dick condoms, why dontcha?
― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 October 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link
wow, kenan found the original big dick energy, 11 years ahead of the curve
(that last part is also a dick joke btw)
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 20 October 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link
That Momus post is great
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
have to put sheets on my bed, would pretty much rather kill myself
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― dayo, Monday, July 18, 2011 4:10 AM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― esby, Thursday, 25 October 2018 07:00 (five years ago) link
Feeling that.
― a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link
sorry libs, ted cruz is fuckable now
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 December 2018 14:04 (five hours ago)
― bruhman & martin's laugh-in (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link
five hours ago is old now?
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link
an instant classic, as it were
― the late great, Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link
Ted Cruz's First Fuckable Day
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 December 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link
Jesus, no
― flappy bird, Sunday, 9 December 2018 01:15 (five years ago) link
So he was totally fuckable before today, is what you're saying.
― vocabulary is just a way to sound samrter than you actually are (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 December 2018 01:41 (five years ago) link
ted cruz is a straight hottie and all of you have known it since 1983 when risky business came out
― Trϵϵship, Sunday, 9 December 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link
fair point
― flappy bird, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:20 (five years ago) link
http://robindescamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Ted_Cruz_harmless_ducks.jpg
― vocabulary is just a way to sound samrter than you actually are (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link
^do not heed if you rate me (wins) wrote this on thread so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics on board I Love Everything on Jul 15, 2013
That salad is the sort of thing ppl sometimes do on come dine with me and they're really confident that it'll win them the competition, as theyre cooking they say to camera "I came up with it myself, the secret is to put pringles in the soup" and then later it cuts to one of the horrified guests going "it tasted a bit like he put...pringles...in the soup?"
Not entirely sure why, but it stays with me.
― anatol_merklich, Monday, 10 December 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link
Context:
guy right behind me (in a call centre, mind) comes in, sits at his desk at 8.59, waits for the first call of the day, inhales like he's about to cartoon blow the fuckin wall down and says EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWW until lunch time. he takes an hour off, bums round, whatever, sits back at desk, another huge breath in, fills the aul lungs up good, that phone rings, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWW until 5pm, logs off, goes home, presumably to a fuckin stable i dunno― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:26 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:26 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The post that actually haunts me:
haaaaaI solved it!We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:29 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I solved it!
We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:29 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 10 December 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link
god that fella turned out to have a tragic tale might write it out sometime
do we have a crazy coworkers you were afraid would stab you then you found out their story and you pitied them but were just as sure they would eventually stab you thread
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
No but we definitely need that thread.
― vocabulary is just a way to sound samrter than you actually are (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
the plot thickens
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
I had a very similar experience with a coworker I later found out was a Vietnam veteran
― rob, Monday, 10 December 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link
I worked with a guy recently who loathed me and I loathed him, an older guy, everybody nicknamed him *Blakey but I said he was more like **Nosferatu... only scarier. Anyway, I'm sure there's a tragic story behind him, he'd been demoted either because of drink or inability with new technology or both and people who knew him years ago said he was completely different and a pretty nice guy.
*from 'On the Buses'**not from 'On the Buses'
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link
Mind you, there are some people who stick up for him and who find him very helpful and pleasant - but they are all, without exception, attractive younger women.
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
the bastard
― technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link
I imagine him assimilating them with a horrible gurgling drooling sound like something out of Burroughs.
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link