when you're taking a P-kick, and your pants get really slick....
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
Croatia!!!!
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
suck on that Schmeichels
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
yup
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CbUVOo_a70
My hopes, your fearsYour only limitationYour thoughts, my schemesMy own evaluation
VAR everything
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
ahhhhhhhhhhh
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
sorry fred
if you're going to go up the middle on a PK, why go on the ground where the keeper can stop it with his feet?
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
CRO
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
jorgensen penalty maybe in top five worst i've ever seen
― imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
hey it's us that's owed the sorry
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
fucking joke pen
― calzino, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
― k3vin k., Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
less chance of overhitting and sending over crossbar
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
kasper should have taken the 5th himself
― imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
Some excellent goalkeeping in that though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
sure, and I guess putting it on the ground gives more time for the keeper to dive out of the way
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link
xxp
Called it. I now hate Russia and Croatia so the World Cup is definitely ruined.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link
not a huge PK fan but I like PKs better when they're not easily come by, either due to good goalkeeping or lol-kicks
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link
you blew your chance, you dane blowers you
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link
y'know maybe the Russian gov just spiked everybody else with anti-PEDs
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYHn8H9O5Qk
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
Sigh
― Frederik B, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
I love that "the VAR" has become a dance move now
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
Second time that clip's made it to this thread haha
― imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
leg-saves a thing today
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
Schmeichel gives me Johnny from Karate Kid vibes, i bet he owns a skeleton costume
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
sorry Fred <3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
folks it's been a great day for international football's biggest stage
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
uefa rule change have we confirmed fifa adopted it yet
also lol gks can just walk up to the pen spot now apparently
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he did kinda get craned
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link
i hate him
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link
they're not rules, they're laws which are reasonably immutable but subject to varying FIFA or regional FA interpretations. i mean if you're gonna football lawyer then get the terminology down.
explanation reported from the ref was somewhat different btw, but who cares, shit football deserves shit adjudication.
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link
right team won anyway
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link
We didn't deserve it, but I so wanted to beat Croatia :(
― Frederik B, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link
what did the ref say?
― Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link
"sorry guys the VAR advised me not to give a red"
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link
can't remember exactly how ITV worded it now, i assume it's still basically what we've already said, no longer a red for that kind of foul.
no reference at all to the "open goal" law for some reason
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
Is it me or goalkeepers are way better than they were 10 years ago?
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
wheel out the whiteboards
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
but if you play like shit for 110 mins and you get a bad call in the last minute it's not the bad call that's fucked you really. assuming they'd actually fucked it.
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
loads of ppl I know have played (and scored) against kasper as kids and they are all v fond of him. he was denmark's best player this tournament... should have played for england B-)
― ogmor, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
i mean fuck 'em basically, if there's a divine justice it's not fretting about shitty interpretations of the laws, it's fucking with you for cowardice, ineptitude and being boring.
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
10 years ago a goalkeeper would kick a ball in his own net
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
― Van Horn Street, 1. juli 2018 22:59 (forty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's Kasper :)
― Frederik B, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
itv (forget who) also said that it was yellow not red bcz the player was at least trying to go for the ball not the man
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
Bilic was clearly really fucked off they showed all that.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
kinda don't matter at this point
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
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