No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

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that was a f’ing awful pen.

Fizzles, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

so was that

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

omg COME ON

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

when you're taking a P-kick, and your pants get really slick....

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

Croatia!!!!

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

suck on that Schmeichels

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

yup

mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CbUVOo_a70

My hopes, your fears
Your only limitation
Your thoughts, my schemes
My own evaluation

VAR everything

Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhh

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

sorry fred

mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

if you're going to go up the middle on a PK, why go on the ground where the keeper can stop it with his feet?

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

CRO

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

jorgensen penalty maybe in top five worst i've ever seen

imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

hey it's us that's owed the sorry

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

fucking joke pen

calzino, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

if you're going to go up the middle on a PK, why go on the ground where the keeper can stop it with his feet?

― k3vin k., Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

less chance of overhitting and sending over crossbar

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

kasper should have taken the 5th himself

imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

Some excellent goalkeeping in that though.

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

sure, and I guess putting it on the ground gives more time for the keeper to dive out of the way

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

xxp

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

Called it. I now hate Russia and Croatia so the World Cup is definitely ruined.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

not a huge PK fan but I like PKs better when they're not easily come by, either due to good goalkeeping or lol-kicks

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

you blew your chance, you dane blowers you

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

y'know maybe the Russian gov just spiked everybody else with anti-PEDs

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

Sigh

Frederik B, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

I love that "the VAR" has become a dance move now

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

Second time that clip's made it to this thread haha

imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

leg-saves a thing today

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

Schmeichel gives me Johnny from Karate Kid vibes, i bet he owns a skeleton costume

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

sorry Fred <3

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

folks it's been a great day for international football's biggest stage

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

uefa rule change have we confirmed fifa adopted it yet

also lol gks can just walk up to the pen spot now apparently

Schmeichel gives me Johnny from Karate Kid vibes, i bet he owns a skeleton costume

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he did kinda get craned

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

i hate him

mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

they're not rules, they're laws which are reasonably immutable but subject to varying FIFA or regional FA interpretations. i mean if you're gonna football lawyer then get the terminology down.

explanation reported from the ref was somewhat different btw, but who cares, shit football deserves shit adjudication.

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

right team won anyway

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

We didn't deserve it, but I so wanted to beat Croatia :(

Frederik B, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

what did the ref say?

Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

"sorry guys the VAR advised me not to give a red"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

can't remember exactly how ITV worded it now, i assume it's still basically what we've already said, no longer a red for that kind of foul.

no reference at all to the "open goal" law for some reason

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

Is it me or goalkeepers are way better than they were 10 years ago?

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 1 July 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

wheel out the whiteboards

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

but if you play like shit for 110 mins and you get a bad call in the last minute it's not the bad call that's fucked you really. assuming they'd actually fucked it.

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

loads of ppl I know have played (and scored) against kasper as kids and they are all v fond of him. he was denmark's best player this tournament... should have played for england B-)

ogmor, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

i mean fuck 'em basically, if there's a divine justice it's not fretting about shitty interpretations of the laws, it's fucking with you for cowardice, ineptitude and being boring.

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

Is it me or goalkeepers are way better than they were 10 years ago?

― Van Horn Street, Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

10 years ago a goalkeeper would kick a ball in his own net

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

Is it me or goalkeepers are way better than they were 10 years ago?

― Van Horn Street, 1. juli 2018 22:59 (forty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's Kasper :)

Frederik B, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

itv (forget who) also said that it was yellow not red bcz the player was at least trying to go for the ball not the man

mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link


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