No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

terrible take

What a psychological edge to have before pens

that should have been red tho. last man ffs

and there's the perfect summary of the match

var the keeper moving early imo

that was the Suarez handball over again. should be a red card 100%

all the top players missing their pens

watch the defender on the yellow score his pen now

Kramaric a prick for not sticking that in instead of fucking about

huh maybe if the guy didn't fall down and instead decided to put the ball into the open net they wouldnt have had to rely on the penalty

Jesus just award the game to Croatia for that

― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, July 1, 2018 4:25 PM

How was he not sent off?

jourgensen to score the winner now pls lol

wondering how the danish lads in the apartment over the road are watching this three secs ahead

Guys iirc has there not been a decision for some time now that last man penalty is only yellow cos the penalty was deemed sufficient punishment? Don't @ me, @ FIFA

LOLka!

nobody can shoot for shit in this game, pens should be hilarious

Is there a Double Jeopardy rule?

Seems shit if there is as you may as well foul every single time then

https://www.joe.ie/uncategorized/fouling-the-last-man-will-no-longer-be-a-red-card-offence-399749

nobody can shoot for shit in this game, pens should be hilarious

― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste),

penaltyball

Thought I hadn't dreamt it. Glad to help guys.

hopefully it takes 10 PKs each to decide a winner

I was influenced by the commentators on Fox who apparently didn't know it.

wondering how the danish lads in the apartment over the road are watching this three secs ahead

― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), 1. juli 2018 22:29 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol, same. That was the least tense penalty ever.

which means I didn't know it either

if you're the last man with a goalie to beat: yellow

if it is literally an open goal then ffs it's a red

what a simple, beautiful pass though

prediction: Russia wins this one on penalties too, plays themselves in next round

Re the double jeopardy thing - so should Sanchez have just got a yellow against Japan?

uefa not fifa

also thats bollocks. the tackle deserves a yellow if its a yellow elsewhere on the pitch

denying a clear opportunity is an extra offence and should be a red

lol at them showing the watch party in Denmark, they should leave it on another few minutes and show them react to the Croatia goal

Unfortunately peeps the interpretations of the laws come thru FIFA/UEFA rather than some form of divine justice, maybe take it up with them

This is probably the best rule change of the past decade and you're all embarrassments for not knowing it/arguing against it

what a simple, beautiful pass though

.. Modric's penalty was.

IMO just give Ronaldo a 5 match ban and we'll call it even

Chipper Manc lad looking like he's got this tbh

I mean obviously referees and FIFA officials aren't all on the same page either but I thought this was supposed to be part of the fun?

Zanka's a fucking ledge after this show!

This is probably the best rule change of the past decade and you're all embarrassments for not knowing it/arguing against it

― Number None, Sunday, July 1, 2018 8:36 PM (forty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the rule change is fine

this wasn't a last-man foul though, it was an open goal deprivation

aw yeaaaaa

Ooooooooofffffff

NN being less diplomatic/more correct than I was

loooool

Lol what

lol

one fast twitch tap and we're not even here. on replay tho it was clear he barely had just cleared the goalie before being fouled. maybe if he just chipped it over.

Come on you volga croatmen

at least this isn't gonna be a "whatever goalie gets one stop, their team wins" penalty sesh

reminiscent of Ukraine Switzerland 2006...thought the Sweden Switzerland game was gonna cover that