leave it to Russia to make the one terrible pass that would ruin that counter
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link
This game. Like the World Cup has morphed into the Simpson's Continental Soccer Association. It's all here—fast-kickin’, low scorin’. And ties? You bet!— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) July 1, 2018
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link
this game is going to end off of a goal that bounces off someone's ass
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/AUqTDK9lfe— David Chaffin (@P1s4SoccerTalk) July 1, 2018
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link
lol VG I've had that same thought
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link
this is like watching a kid play FIFA18 right after taking it out of the box and before he's had time to properly learn the controls
that joke has definitely never been made about Spain before
― Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
is there a simpsons BANTZ gif
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
bears repeating
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
yay 30 more minutes
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
im going to the market fuck this
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link
omg that shot of Alba on the ground
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link
So this 4th Sub thing is new, innit
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
yup
― Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
Is this game part of the kremlin's non-linear warfare or what
― Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
4th sub seems like a good rule, subs should be unlimited imo
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
who does Spain sub at this point? assuming they're waiting for 2nd extra time period.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
if subs were unlimited it'd basically be like hockey, first and second lines
they should also make people run off the field for subs no more of this walking stuff
russia look so inept who tf did they beat to get here
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
Koke has been useless
― . (Michael B), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
Um...
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
Saudi Arabia and Egypt - not exactly worldbeaters xpost
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
for as much as people have made out of the "Russia's surprising run" narrative, FiveThirtyEight had their odds as the favorite to advance from their group from the beginning. they beat up on other bottom feeders, and once you're in the 40s-70s in FIFA's rankings, it means very little.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link
Spain 1-1 Russia - end of 90’It’s there! Russia centre back Vladimir Granat came on at half time and didn’t attempt a single pass in the entirety of the second half. A hero of our time. pic.twitter.com/0hdl7sWd3n— Archie Rhind-Tutt (@archiert1) July 1, 2018
― ogmor, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link
plus they’re on PEDs
― ||||||||, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link
its pretty lame they didn't let the US play this year not sure if this point has been made yet
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link
not sure I'd want to watch a US National team that can't defeat Trinidad and Tobago
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link
using PEDs to play entirely defensively is good and correct football
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link
I dread to think what Gareth's Boys would have done to the US
― Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link
spain on the passing PEDs
― ||||||||, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link
half-expect Russia to stand singlefile in the box in the next period.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
hoping Pulisic is our savior, cos its' always a good thing when your entire national team's hopes rest on one guy who isn't old enough to drink
also fuck the Wayne Rooney signing by LA
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link
ref letting russians away with a lot
the kind of catch-up mode reffing between a good team and a shit team that should see officials executed
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link
Don't Bogart that ball.(xps)
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link
which is the good team
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link
they're trying to avoid being executed obv
― Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link
it's almost like the football Gods saw that they gave us too much yesterday
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
I’m glad I’m watching this with my sis and some of her friends because otherwise I would have died of solitary boredom by now.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
this game requires a Rifftrax
Lollazo!
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link
Since this tournament is taking place in Russia perhaps we should be referring to them as the Football Bogs.
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQqecjd4vdA
― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link
score goals ffs ye cunts
just
score goals
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
have Spain never encountered a team that parks the bus before, I mean....
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link
Lol mark
― Uncle Redd in the Zingtime (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link
at this point Russia has gotten off the bus and taken a bathroom break
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
this is the question
how have decent teams gotten so easy to stymie at club and country levels
obligatory fuck jose btw
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link