Need one of those beer hats, so you could mount milk bottle on one side and a beer on the other.
― earlnash, Saturday, 30 June 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
just remember to sip the beer, not the baby
― mh, Sunday, 1 July 2018 01:36 (five years ago) link
This is probably the first time this baby is hearing Mastodon
― calstars, Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
Why do parents feel the need to brings their kids to barsanywhere? Dud
― ||||||||, Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, September 9, 2018
did you call Child Protective Services/
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/music/midnight-sun-blog/bs-bz-union-craft-brewing-children-ban-20180912-story.html
Children getting to be a little much for this bar, which also features cool games like skeeball and pinball
― how's life, Thursday, 13 September 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link
children in bars has become a freedom of speech issue
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:20 (five years ago) link
my child naps most peacefully 'neath the cigarette vending machine
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link
Saw that dynamic in action recently at a beer garden in Pk Slope, kids playing a loud game directly under the television during a World Cup game that many people were there to watch. Tbh I thought it should be up to the bar staff to ask them to behave appropriately, not on other patrons. Not that it's easy for the staff either, but customers policing other customers seems like NAGL. The issue isn't really children being there as much as parents who treat all spaces as children's spaces imo.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 13 September 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link
otm
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 September 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link
Cheers, apparently unmarried mom with a baby Bjorn drinking rose
― calstars, Saturday, 22 September 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link
How do you know her baby is named Bjorn?
― Yerac, Saturday, 22 September 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link
Bjorn babies have a look
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 22 September 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link
they're bjorn with it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 September 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
Brewery near me with bar/restaurant attachment and sorta family friendly game and activity spaces like a lot of these places do now recently instituted a “No kids after 6” rule and it’s gotten a lot of parents riled up.
Was not uncommon for parents to just chill out while their kids ran around the place unattended and it was consistently causing issues.
Have sympathy for attentive parents doing it right (or at least trying), but goddamn after recently having a herd of kids running wild in a similar space and nearly getting my coffee kicked all over my laptop while the responsible parent sat by and said nothing I’m very OK with it.
― circa1916, Sunday, 2 December 2018 06:31 (five years ago) link
The kid did adorably say sorry though.
― circa1916, Sunday, 2 December 2018 06:35 (five years ago) link
look kids are grand
fucking parents tho
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 December 2018 11:31 (five years ago) link
weird woman in a bar (La Lechera)Posted: September 22, 2018 at 4:59:18 PMthey're bjorn with itlol!
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 2 December 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link
I must be mellowing out or something - I had a nice (brief) interaction with two small humans at the bar yesterday. They had just learned to walk and were exploring. We exchanged smiles
― calstars, Sunday, 2 December 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link
aww
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 December 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link
Dads checking their instas while their 6 month olds cry over the din of the music: ok fine, live and let live. But also: fuck off
― calstars, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
suggest you rename this thread "Dads in bars."
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
calstars in bars
― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 February 2019 03:28 (five years ago) link
This cute little patootie 8 month old just shat herself with olfactory hues cueing curious looks.
― calstars, Saturday, 23 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
But how do you smell
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link
if you’re not drinking in bars where the patrons could shit themselves at any time you’re doing drinking wrong imo
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link
look kids are grandfucking parents tho
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link
adult diapers in bars
― velko, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link
https://www.adisc.org/forum/threads/wearing-diapers-to-bar.81362/
― velko, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link
have some fucking sympathy for the ppl who can't find someone to watch their kids so they can go to the bar by themselves like a grown-up for just fucking once they need this more than any of us
― Mordy, Saturday, 23 February 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link
A micro-trend I’m noticing recently is that places round here, instead of the traditional general knowledge pub quiz, are holding a “Harry Potter quiz night” or “game of thrones trivia night”
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link
move
― kinder, Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link
I might have to :-(
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
A little while back I was managing a group of teachers and they all were chatting about growing up reading Harry Potter, also this was three years ago, why must time inexorably progress, fucks sake.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
I was recently laughing at what a drunken degenerate, flat trashing, vodka swilling, lefty posh-boy waster Polly Toynbee's fatha was in his young days. But wikipedia revealed as well as going into a right wing sulk in his dotage. He wrote some grumpy piece in the early 60's about how he's glad everyone has finally realised what a pile of steaming dogshit J R R Tolkien is and stopped buying his wretched books and condemning them to the obscurity the worthless pos deserve.
sorry slightly offtopic, but arrgh fuck ya anyways!
― calzino, Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toynbee.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link
i saw an eleven year old (probably) drinking schell's altbock in a bar with their parents at trivia night in saint peter, mn in 2010. true story
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link
Harry Potter trivia or regular though
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Saturday, 6 April 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link
Couple with stroller wants to share my tableParks the stroller next to meGet the fsck
― calstars, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
Couple with a stroller I know, I know, it's serious
― Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
thinking of becoming a dad in order to bring kids to bars
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link
so my place of residence at the moment is salt lake city. it's known for being the mormon capital, and mormons are known for having lots of children. the reputation is accurate. almost everywhere i go outside of my bedroom in this state i have to share public space with countless moms and dads and their broods of four or more children. now i'm not so curmudgeonly as to categorically hate children or people who decide to have one or two kids but i find it exasperating and pathetic when mom and dad have obviously made an effort to produce 3 or more of themselves, increasing the net stupidity of humanity and adding a significant amount of additional co2 to the atmosphere.
the gym i go to is a two-floor barbell gym, locally owned and run. i am serious about weightlifting and go almost every day. today i was using the cable station on the second floor of an almost-empty gym when a herd of 6 kids and mom appear at the top of the staircase behind me. two of them start playing hopscotch right at the edge of my gym personal space and the rest climb on to the exercise bikes nearby and dink around. mom is doing nothing, just standing there watching them. i get very irritated and lose it, growling "this isn't a playground" at the kids and mom. i don't regret it. to that mom: i don't need to deal with your six fucking kids at my gym and i hate you and this """"family friendly"""" garbage can of a state for making it ordinary and acceptable for you to bring them there.
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
this is the children in bars thread, brother
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
start your own children in gyms thread
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link
i'd rather start a bars in gyms or gyms in bars thread tbh
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link
gym bar would be a good concept. though you would need to have some sort of waiver signed by each customer/member
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link
children in bar-bell gyms
map otm,full support here
― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link
I derive real pleasure from knowing this is going to be a calstars revive
and also have to wonder do you accidentally keep going to a kids' bar
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 July 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
calstars unveiled
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGUVYwQXUAY4b-R?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
This was pretty funny: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/09/kids-running-around-restaurants-care-and-feeding.html
― DJI, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link