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cavani v attractive also his goals

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Vamos Uruguay

ref just not interested for the rest of this one imo

No bookings at all yet.

the fuck are you doing slashing at that you fool

Portuguese player w illegal move kicking the ball out of the keeper’s hands

how do you miss that!!

eh keeper should hold onto the ball, play on I say

TS: pepe's bowlcut vs laxalt's locks

Laxalt no contest

this uruguay team are so skilled at wringing every little foul out of a game

nobody touched keeper he dropped it

feel portugal goal marginally more likely than a Uruguay third here but most likely is it finishes this way

xp yes they are master shithouses

do they review matches for simulation etc, like going down holding your head when you've been tapped on the back? do they do anything about it?

of course not

oh man I'd be so up for a bit of ET and pens here

Shithouse is what people who cant play football call other teams fellas lets be clear

something gonna happen

Portugal frustrating in their decisions

also, has the ball changed for the knockout bits? seems redder...

(i find it odd anyway, a 2x2x1 block in cabinet oblique projection on a sphere. and minecraft textures)

Looool

beatiful

best ref

v clear fk tho

(balls, yes: https://www.dezeen.com/2018/06/28/adidas-reveals-interactive-match-ball-knockout-stage-world-cup-2018/ )

European princess

KEEPER UP

lol what just happened in the box there?

nothing at all!

"There's the big loser"

lulz

GOODBYE RONALDO
GOODBYE PORTUGAL

Yaaaaaaaaaay

good and correct result, bye bye big loser

Pretty impeccable start to the knockouts

Havent seen france play but confident Uruguay can be a challenge for them

cavani wins!

blandford otm great matches

Two games where the better team won, can't argue so far

Only one booking in that entire game, huh

absentee ref

There was one ridiculous almost-a-red challenge from Cavani at one point but the red played advantage and then forgot about it

yep

uruguayans left the ground at every chance, ref was crazy lenient

I had to take in some of today's games on the go with my portable dab. Chris Sutton's blusterous fucking voice makes me think the ancient Egyptians were otm in castrating certain ppl and amputating their tongue etc

Sutton already had a punishment brainectomy but there was no discernible affect

I know narratives are never this simple but there was a real sense of one era of football ending and a new one beginning today. If Russia beat Spain tomorrow then it really is over.

Yeah I wouldn't worry about that one

Preemptively feeling sorry for neymar that he won't even be the best once messi and ronaldo hang em up, the perpetual bridesmaid

if this world cup is any indication he's not even the second-best striker for PSG

this was known