No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

They're showing the goals again and every single one of them is amazing.

I didn't realise Mbappe was still only 19, I'd added a couple of years onto him for some reason. Jeez what a talent!

really hoping when the US gets the World Cup in 2026 that Orlando gets some matches but the candidate field is Camping World Stadium which is old and I think uses turf....bleh. soccer specific stadium is too small for FIFA (25k)

if Qatar can build a whole infrastructure in the desert at the cost of only a few hundred deaths so far then they've probably got time to improve your local ground bud

eh

exchange rates to american deaths historically p high man

fanfic: ARG return to locker room & execute a code red on their useless troll of a coach. purely for cathartic reasons

Life President Trump shd be great at the opening ceremony too

lol that's true. it's a 40+ year old stadium tho and it still has bleachers at the top. loooottta work.

gonna miss Uruguay-Portugal, keep me updated if Suarez bites anybody

xpost yeah true we might be the Republic of Gilead by then

Messi’s thousand-yard stare ;_;

lord the spin on that Pavard goal

could watch that in slo mo forever

That goal was a thing of beauty

Alexi Lalas bringing the stupid Ronaldo vs Messi World Cup debate back up again

https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/benjamin-pavards-incredible-french-wondergoal-in-extre-1827259170?utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook

explain aguero’s deep V

Coming up: Suarez bites off Ronaldo’s face :D

yeah that Pavard goal was fucking incredible

I love in slo-mo how you can see the one teammate's slow realization/reaction/celebration as the ball crosses the line

my son’s football coach was dismissive of the pavard goal - says he didn’t hit it cleanly and got lucky - in contradistinction to the nacho screamer which was hit solid, with finesse

i hate your son's coach

Alexi Lalas bringing the stupid Ronaldo vs Messi World Cup debate back up again

xp sons coach knows shit TH

tell him internet ppl said so too

we will coach your son from these sofas, this thread

*takes a bite of deems's creme brulee*

deems is tracer’s son’s coach

*spits it out in shock*

deme

here we go!

Terrific passing.

excellent body-finish

what a goal. the two passes previous to the goal were just fantastic. uruguay look really really good.

phwoar

that looked like a painful header

group celebration was so tender it looked like they were going to make out

uruguay’s defence is really impressively marshalled. obv portugal will score now but it’s like a wall.

i hate cron's neck

Fonte is a huge liability.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dg9VMufVMAAFyCt.jpg

cron's neck just isn't fucking reet, man!

https://www.la.utexas.edu/users/bump/images/Alice/Alicepigeon.gif

cron’s neck reminds me of
http://www.francis-bacon.com/sites/default/files/2018-04/three-studies.jpg

wtf is Cron doing with his shorts there.

Trying to mesmerize the wall with his thighs imo

lotta fashioning for v little result

#thighpower

oh ffs that ridiculous rolling on the floor shit

suspend this cunt suarez for that

what a prick

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— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) June 30, 2018

Dicks out for ronaldo