No, but I'd call you a dull cunt.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
GOAL TURRICAN (Turrican)
Turrican 1 - 1 imago
The Northerner responds just a minute later, in identical fashion - a scrappy equaliser, but they all c(o)unt!
― imago, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
Like, keep hinging your entire existence in presenting to the internet how esoteric you think your tastes are in order to draw attention to yourself in some sort of "please love and respect me" exercise and perhaps one day - you can only hope - some poor deluded fucker will ram their tongue straight up your shitpipe.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
Buoyed by the goal, Turrican knocks it around confidently in midfield. The crowd have started to find their voice!
― imago, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link
^ Imagospeak for "Look at me, internet people! Please tongue my shitpipe. Anybody!"
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
It's starting to get a bit repetitive and momentum has been lost. The crowd starts to drift out, unsatisfied
― imago, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link
^ Your lasses glittering review of your bedroom technique.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
omg just make out already
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
Those Boys
― imago, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
Anyway, while I can't help but wonder what happened in his life that he ended up like this in the first place, I wish LJ well in his quest to convince the entire internet to kiss his arse, I really do.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link
(Not holding my breath, though.)
I <3 a good Britfight
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link