rolling "ban larry appleton or whoever" thread

I honestly couldn't suss out at any point what he was talking about, but he seemed quite convinced that no one on here could handle his truth bombs. Was there any discernable point?

to make us realize we never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death

I'm going to miss being incoherently talked at about how everyone but Larry is the problem.

Whoever that guy was reminded me of this drunken arse I used to hang around with, who when he got on the sauce would get more and more incomprehensible with rants about The Man and the real facts and etc etc and he'd get angry and say I just didnt GET IT, MAN and I was a CHESS PIECE and a RAT IN A MAZE and a SHEEPLE and then I would kick him out of my house.

and then you were like

check...mate

If you spend too much time talking about how everyone is out to get you it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

he went from williamsburg law student 'burt_stanton' to 'spectrum' to 'larry appleton' to 'carpet kaiser' to whatever this was. it's not good -- he's not a well dude. i hope he's ok irl. cause some of the personas suggest that he's not.

ilx cant handle his truth is the issue

Cop^

I wish he would've considered workshopping a different Nicholson catchphrase. 'Hold it between your knees' perhaps. That might have been fun.

The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?

― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a dril tweet

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, June 26, 2018 12:39 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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I’m still laughing about this exquisite alley-oop

has it really only been since june

can we at least have some new material

I suspect that larry appleton (aka carpet_kaiser and whatever else. I forget all of them) has reappeared once more as dan_theman. what a treat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFkw-bR4dI

Enjoy this. Don't you want fun like this? That's what I bring you.

confirmed

I suspected this was Kozzen Larry last night, and the overnight fun confirms it. Banned.

Oh my god, I seriously almost wrote '...larry?' in response to one of his posts last night. Nice to see my deductive powers still function to some degree.

(Notably, this was when he had only written a handful of relatively innocuous posts, not the flood of very obvious appletonisms I'm waking up to this morning.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEjJ6iTeH_I