Okay, so that's a no, then.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link
Right.
― funzone76, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link
that sounds like a short conversation with coworkers this morning where one complimented my pants, which seemed genuine, and after returning to my desk I was pretty sure that everyone else in the break room was clowning me
― mh, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link
mods can ban Kaity the Volkswagen spammer in like an hour but we have to put up with this guy for days, I call bullshit
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:40 (five years ago) link
# Posts = 59# Flagged Posts = 37
let's get this fucking over with people
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:40 (five years ago) link
I don't know where the button is for banning motherfuckers under 51 or I'd have used it already. I only re-enlisted to help with blocking and tackling spammer registrations, I really didn't expect this troll to come back in town my first week back on the job
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:42 (five years ago) link
Bring up an admin menu and "Ban this motherfucker already" is one of the options under each post.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:43 (five years ago) link
Or go into admin mode or whatever.
also dear piece of shit lame troll on the east coast: please throw yourself into the ocean and use your phenomenally idiotic stubbornness for a good purposes, like resisting the urge to swim.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link
User has been permanently banned.Return to Front Page
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
thx WilliamC, forgot to look for it there
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link
ty tom
― alomar lines, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link
God's work.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link
let me the third to congratulate you explicitly, tombot (although I'm sure there are more than a dozen unvoiced thanks prior to mine)
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
i danced, which implied my thanks and should be enough
― scopin' VARs (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link
The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?
― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this a dril tweet
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, June 25, 2018 8:39 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― flopson, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 02:42 (five years ago) link
can we new board descrip that
ty tombot
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link
I honestly couldn't suss out at any point what he was talking about, but he seemed quite convinced that no one on here could handle his truth bombs. Was there any discernable point?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 04:11 (five years ago) link
to make us realize we never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 04:29 (five years ago) link
I'm going to miss being incoherently talked at about how everyone but Larry is the problem.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 04:55 (five years ago) link
Whoever that guy was reminded me of this drunken arse I used to hang around with, who when he got on the sauce would get more and more incomprehensible with rants about The Man and the real facts and etc etc and he'd get angry and say I just didnt GET IT, MAN and I was a CHESS PIECE and a RAT IN A MAZE and a SHEEPLE and then I would kick him out of my house.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 05:10 (five years ago) link
and then you were like
check...mate
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 05:12 (five years ago) link
If you spend too much time talking about how everyone is out to get you it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.
― devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 05:12 (five years ago) link
he went from williamsburg law student 'burt_stanton' to 'spectrum' to 'larry appleton' to 'carpet kaiser' to whatever this was. it's not good -- he's not a well dude. i hope he's ok irl. cause some of the personas suggest that he's not.
― lion in winter, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 06:35 (five years ago) link
ilx cant handle his truth is the issue
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 06:57 (five years ago) link
Cop^
― lion in winter, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 07:11 (five years ago) link
I wish he would've considered workshopping a different Nicholson catchphrase. 'Hold it between your knees' perhaps. That might have been fun.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, June 26, 2018 12:39 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
——-
I’m still laughing about this exquisite alley-oop
― circa1916, Thursday, 5 July 2018 05:03 (five years ago) link
has it really only been since june
can we at least have some new material
― j., Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link
I suspect that larry appleton (aka carpet_kaiser and whatever else. I forget all of them) has reappeared once more as dan_theman. what a treat!
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFkw-bR4dI
Enjoy this. Don't you want fun like this? That's what I bring you.
― dan_theman, Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:08 (five years ago) link
confirmed
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:08 (five years ago) link
I suspected this was Kozzen Larry last night, and the overnight fun confirms it. Banned.
― WmC, Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
Oh my god, I seriously almost wrote '...larry?' in response to one of his posts last night. Nice to see my deductive powers still function to some degree.
― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link
(Notably, this was when he had only written a handful of relatively innocuous posts, not the flood of very obvious appletonisms I'm waking up to this morning.)
― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:00 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:04 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEjJ6iTeH_I
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 October 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link