rolling "ban larry appleton or whoever" thread

Okay, so that's a no, then.

Right.

that sounds like a short conversation with coworkers this morning where one complimented my pants, which seemed genuine, and after returning to my desk I was pretty sure that everyone else in the break room was clowning me

mods can ban Kaity the Volkswagen spammer in like an hour but we have to put up with this guy for days, I call bullshit

# Posts = 59
# Flagged Posts = 37

let's get this fucking over with people

I don't know where the button is for banning motherfuckers under 51 or I'd have used it already. I only re-enlisted to help with blocking and tackling spammer registrations, I really didn't expect this troll to come back in town my first week back on the job

Bring up an admin menu and "Ban this motherfucker already" is one of the options under each post.

Or go into admin mode or whatever.

also dear piece of shit lame troll on the east coast: please throw yourself into the ocean and use your phenomenally idiotic stubbornness for a good purposes, like resisting the urge to swim.

User has been permanently banned.
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thx WilliamC, forgot to look for it there

ty tom

God's work.

let me the third to congratulate you explicitly, tombot (although I'm sure there are more than a dozen unvoiced thanks prior to mine)

i danced, which implied my thanks and should be enough

The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?

― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a dril tweet

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, June 25, 2018 8:39 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

can we new board descrip that

ty tombot

I honestly couldn't suss out at any point what he was talking about, but he seemed quite convinced that no one on here could handle his truth bombs. Was there any discernable point?

to make us realize we never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death

I'm going to miss being incoherently talked at about how everyone but Larry is the problem.

Whoever that guy was reminded me of this drunken arse I used to hang around with, who when he got on the sauce would get more and more incomprehensible with rants about The Man and the real facts and etc etc and he'd get angry and say I just didnt GET IT, MAN and I was a CHESS PIECE and a RAT IN A MAZE and a SHEEPLE and then I would kick him out of my house.

and then you were like

check...mate

If you spend too much time talking about how everyone is out to get you it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

he went from williamsburg law student 'burt_stanton' to 'spectrum' to 'larry appleton' to 'carpet kaiser' to whatever this was. it's not good -- he's not a well dude. i hope he's ok irl. cause some of the personas suggest that he's not.

ilx cant handle his truth is the issue

Cop^

I wish he would've considered workshopping a different Nicholson catchphrase. 'Hold it between your knees' perhaps. That might have been fun.

The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?

― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a dril tweet

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, June 26, 2018 12:39 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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I’m still laughing about this exquisite alley-oop

has it really only been since june

can we at least have some new material

I suspect that larry appleton (aka carpet_kaiser and whatever else. I forget all of them) has reappeared once more as dan_theman. what a treat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFkw-bR4dI

Enjoy this. Don't you want fun like this? That's what I bring you.

confirmed

I suspected this was Kozzen Larry last night, and the overnight fun confirms it. Banned.

Oh my god, I seriously almost wrote '...larry?' in response to one of his posts last night. Nice to see my deductive powers still function to some degree.

(Notably, this was when he had only written a handful of relatively innocuous posts, not the flood of very obvious appletonisms I'm waking up to this morning.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEjJ6iTeH_I