Anticipating Spider-Man: Homecoming (and then presumably Spider-Man: Prom)

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don't know if the standalone Spider-Man movies are going to that entangled in the overall Marvel universe. It's still basically a Fox property

Number None, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

or Sony even

Number None, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

well, the animated miles morales movie is called into the spider-verse and features both peter parker and spider-gwen from alternate universes alongside miles, so...

topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

yeah but it has nothing to do with the MCU

Number None, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

it's a tangled web tho!

Number None, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

lol wtf

Jared Leto and director Daniel Espinosa are being set by Sony for Morbius, a Spider-Man Universe spinoff based on the Marvel Comics antihero Morbius the Living Vampire. Burk Sharpless and Matt Sazama, creators of Netflix’s Lost in Space, wrote the script.

https://deadline.com/2018/06/jared-leto-daniel-espinosa-team-morbius-spider-man-spinoff-sony-pictures-1202418275

Number None, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

the spinoff dr. morbius deserves

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

Please stop, Sony. Please? No one is asking for these things. You can just send me envelopes full of cash and get basically the same net return as you will from investing in worthless IP (nb: I will not be returning your cash). Nobody who knows or cares who Morbius is will want to see Jared Leto as Morbius. Fourteen movies about tertiary Spider-Man characters will not make up for you totally fumbling the opportunity to make an easy buck on the imminently-bankable starring character without another studio coming in to hold your hand. Go build yourself a Walkman, ya bums.

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

Why DOES Leto keep getting work

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

i will place good money on this never making it to production

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

I mean, Venom got made.

Simon H., Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link

still not convinced that’s not an elaborate hoax tbh

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link

also venom has an established fanbase (mystifyingly enough) but the potential audience for a movie about spider-man’s science-vampire frenemy seems... limited

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

We got sequel trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYtuKyMtY8

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link

Can you put "dickwad" in a movie trailer? This is all Trump's fault.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link

since when do trailers have cards that say "official trailer" on them

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

since when do trailers have cards that say "official trailer" on them


since people started trolling for eyeballs with fake trailers?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

sad to say, i get it is kind of necessary now

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

peter lookin remarkably spry for a guy who was last seen dissolving into dust huh

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

Powdered Spider-Man is remarkably easy to reconstitute.

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

What IS the deal with that? Are we getting trailers for post Endgame MCU movies now?

DJI, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link

Who were the baddies? Mysterio & Hydro-man?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link

JAKE

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

xp word is Marvel wanted them to wait on this, but Sony didn't care

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

"I'm Peter Parker and I'm here to pick up my passport"

the humor I'm here for

mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

This one takes place prior to Infinity War

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link

it takes place before Jake loved me

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:23 (five years ago) link

Would you wear a cape for him

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link

This one takes place prior to Infinity War

no it doesn't

Number None, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:48 (five years ago) link

did i mix up my mcu

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

We are discussing the upcoming Spider-Man 2 now, Hoos.

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

oh duh i was thinking of the captain marvel movie my ba

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

No worrie

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

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A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

uh oh, forks and OL got broken into atoms while posting

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

I don't know why I typed forks, I was thinking Hoos

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

fuckin' Thanos

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

forks vaporized offscreen

mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

mr lunch, i don’t feel so good

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link

I told you it was old bizarro, I told you

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

I have no idea where Venom fits in with the spider-flicks at this point, but I caught it on a plane last night and it was about what I expected- the Marvel movie it reminded me most of was Blade. Cheap, kind of fun, mostly silly, with a relentlessly, needlessly grim n gritty attitude. The best part was Venom offering his rationale for siding with Brock by saying "on my planet I'm kind of a loser".

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 January 2019 01:47 (five years ago) link

it’s a weird weird movie... rote plot, clumsy script, and then batshit moments like that that make it not an entirely wasted 90 minutes

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link

I’m still laughing at the Eminem song that played over the credits

mh, Saturday, 26 January 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link

that was hilarious- he gets his own theme song!

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link

What rhymes with "venom?"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

"Eminem-om?"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link

https://genius.com/Eminem-venom-music-from-the-motion-picture-lyrics

I left the theater as the song started because my first thought was “I can’t do this right now”

mh, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

Venom is fun, esp if you pirate it.

resident hack (Simon H.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link


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