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ya

ive been pulled in because he's overworked

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

auditing the Spring '09 Excelsior perchance

rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

lol

deems tbf writes the only excesiorable posts now

imago, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

Read that as 'execrable'.

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

Either way, I agree.

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

yes otm

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

There doesn’t seem to be a close account option in preferences

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:08 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Look for “maracas.jpg”

― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:09 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:17 (five years ago) link

Peachy.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link

god, old ilx was good

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

and then i turned up

mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

harsh

apart from lamentable in sentiment but admirably uncloaked anti-hibernian tendency you're grand

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

Xp

And we all got turnt

🤪

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

could someone send treeship that NYT profile of Mueller which explains he's compulsively thorough, by the book? it might save us 500 posts

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:50 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what could we have sent you

― gbx, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

poster X's underwear

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

gbx direct hit damn u ok morbs

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:21 (five years ago) link

fatality.wav

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

no joke, this is pretty good

https://newrepublic.com/article/151603/nihilist-nation-empty-core-trump-mystique

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are all your other posts jokes then or

― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

tax returns!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

long zing drought. where dey at

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

With your mom.

love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

god be with the days

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't

― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

amen.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow

― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

google sh1tsh0w, find calstars

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.

i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this thread is making an excellent case for procreation

― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

triple-x knockout

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice

― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?

― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

<3<3<3

marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?

treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link

a home run is a home run

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

i mean that would be autobiography so

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link

autofellatiography

chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link

Just kill me now

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (four years ago) link

I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

worth the effort

na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

lol

flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

solid effort tbh

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post

na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

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temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:

Oh the flashbacks this all causes...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

from last night?

― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link

Nice wholesome zings.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

nerd raggett

imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

It’s kind of sad with you around

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."

there is truth to your mom as well

― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

otm

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

This is out of context

treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":

(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link

sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (four years ago) link

Always remember

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link


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