Horrible album titles that pun on the artist's name

third time worked.

R. Stevie Moore:

Stevie Moore Often
Stevie Moore or Less
Want Moore?
Moore Stuff
Stevedore

https://img.discogs.com/oyM9f2auB39oX7ZPKpSM0gjtSfc=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-9755430-1485861608-5838.jpeg.jpg

Diane Schuur, "Schuur Thing"

Status Quo:
Quid Pro Quo
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Status_Quo_Quid_Pro_Quo_cover.jpg

Aquostic
http://www.statusquo.co.uk/images/2016/aq2_vinCD400.jpg

Staus Quo-tations
https://img.discogs.com/vTE2pS5AXy4wKvm076wBpMZPaTQ=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-618343-1197637242.jpeg.jpg

Jimmy Nail - The Nail File

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91riCLuF2WL._SL1417_.jpg

spotted "Tip of the Weisberg" in the wild yesterday, as well as this groaner

Christopher Milk "Some People Will Drink Anything"
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcovers4.hosting-media.net%2Fjpgr295%2Fu0603497904105.jpg&f=1

can't find a bigger image but the joke there is that he is holding a ridiculously oversized odd-colored drink with smoke coming out of it

Also works on the other thread, well done

also features the classic shirtless + overalls + fedora combo, when is that gonna come back into style (and where the fuck did it come from in the first place)

Christopher Milk was John Mendelsohn's band ('60s-'70s freelance writer for RS, Creem, a few others, mostly famous for shitting on the first two Zep records).

wait so that's not *actually* a dude's name? lame

I think they may have been known as The Christopher Milk at one point. Which is somehow a much worse name.

Listening to them now for the first time. Not terrible, but it sounds exactly how you'd imagine a band led by a Kinks- and Move-obsessed American anglophile rock critic in the early '70s to sound.

I'm sold.

https://cloud10.todocoleccion.online/musica-cds/tc/2018/01/26/23/110683183.jpg
Joe Sample - Sample This

I guess it's not so horrible, really... I mean, with a name and a career like his, it was almost inevitable he'd release an album with this title.

https://img.discogs.com/VeOmQCUg2L48mU0eF-fS78Jntcw=/fit-in/280x280/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2442148-1284285543.jpeg.jpg

Peter Nero - Hail the Conquering Nero

that is killing me for some reason

https://img.discogs.com/2oRxFIA9I1l1vH01REGEdNLqN0k=/fit-in/600x596/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3782264-1495187522-8127.jpeg.jpg

Cleveland Eaton, "Plenty Good Eaton"

https://img.discogs.com/pQ3Mkysw6o3FPOvDBvSji5hmBfA=/fit-in/475x475/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2007707-1288811093.jpeg.jpg

plz tell me he has a free jazz album called Eaton Out

Paul Gurvitz - Rated PG

https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0000/717/MI0000717212.jpg

https://img.discogs.com/NVzihNqiVlVy35bHhhaVtqg8H4M=/fit-in/600x628/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1884244-1250020721.jpeg.jpg

George Duke - Dukey Treats

https://img.discogs.com/QMMN-iJ_0x2xZFqJgtWPFgMGTis=/fit-in/600x624/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1884244-1250020751.jpeg.jpg

That one has always confused me... Is "Dukey treats" a pun on some pre-existing term, or did he simply add his name as a qualifier, like in his song from the '70s, "Dukey Stick"?

Dog treats -> "doggy treats" -> Dukey treats?

Wasn't the first thing that came to my mind...

I mean, it's even made of chocolate.

That's not chocolate...

I'm afraid it's a pun on dookie (in the American sense).

Guy spent too much time in Frank Zappa bands obviously.

No doubt

He even has a certain kind of grin on the cover.

https://img.discogs.com/tG2skZUHwRTwhDYMawy4GnRhG5E=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-6699637-1424912377-5326.jpeg.jpg

John Dawson Read: Read On

Could also go over in the 'Yawnsomely Literal' thread.

Buddy Rich, "Buddy & Soul"
+1 for one of the better puns in the Jazz pun subgenre
-10 for not actually doing Body & Soul on the record

https://img.discogs.com/WZBNUkGQ3S0AmyfEQZ9jOwROT14=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2661442-1295464428.jpeg.jpg

Kaleidoscope - When Scopes Collide

King Promise has a bright future - you could say he's showing a lot of potential

https://miro.medium.com/max/800/1*o1tQ3EJ9jzEOM-6cWTxwPQ.jpeg

Very good album tho! If you have never listened to “My Lady” you should rectify asap.

Nigeria’s latest breakout star Omah Lay just dropped his first EP:

https://www.swiftloaded.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Omah-Lay-Get-LayD-Album.jpg

blargh
(though I look forward to checking it out!)

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p960x960/107705391_2192071954271464_3986698281927806618_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=u-L1UWMuenoAX8ULVII&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&_nc_tp=6&oh=26ee1ef29e189b70ba8bc9d6a79e112a&oe=5F2C41EE

Horace Silver- Horace-Scope

Jerry Hahn, "Hahn Solo"

https://img.discogs.com/UnV7xGGtNsUqoTXxC_CC2-1FyZE=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7920827-1451694352-5907.jpeg.jpg

Yeah that's pretty bad, gotta hahnd it to him.

Pete Best - Best of the Beatles. You will note the cunning lack of his actual name on the front cover.

https://www.popsike.com/pix/20160121/161953497014.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Chuck_Berry_Is_on_Top_cover.jpg

https://www.atlasrecords.co.uk/user/products/large/SEV444/SEV444%20(204).jpg

not an album, but deserves a mention:

https://blackwells.co.uk/jacket/l/9780008429973.jpg

Secombe one is IMPRESSIVE

Agreed! Also, that Pete Best cover is legally actionable.

yeah the secombe one is great.

At first glance, I thought Secombe was carrying a sawn-off shotgun.

Comme se, comme saw