People take shit way too seriously.
― funzone76, Sunday, June 24, 2018 3:48 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there's a whole world out there just begging for you to impose some fun on it. why us?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, June 24, 2018 4:00 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 June 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link
woww
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link
good zingin aimless
― Stanley Therapy (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link
aim most imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link
is that a very good zing
not to go at aimless its just not v zingy imo
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link
there is no zing
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link
wait I thought LJ was the zing police
― rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
he's on special assignment, only deals with zings about himself
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link
ya
ive been pulled in because he's overworked
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link
auditing the Spring '09 Excelsior perchance
― rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link
lol
deems tbf writes the only excesiorable posts now
― imago, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link
Read that as 'execrable'.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
Either way, I agree.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link
yes otm
― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link
There doesn’t seem to be a close account option in preferences
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:08 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Look for “maracas.jpg”
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:09 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:17 (five years ago) link
Peachy.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link
god, old ilx was good
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link
and then i turned up
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link
harsh
apart from lamentable in sentiment but admirably uncloaked anti-hibernian tendency you're grand
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link
XpAnd we all got turnt🤪
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link
could someone send treeship that NYT profile of Mueller which explains he's compulsively thorough, by the book? it might save us 500 posts
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:50 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what could we have sent you
― gbx, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link
poster X's underwear
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link
gbx direct hit damn u ok morbs
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:21 (five years ago) link
fatality.wav
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link
no joke, this is pretty good
https://newrepublic.com/article/151603/nihilist-nation-empty-core-trump-mystique
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
are all your other posts jokes then or
― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link
tax returns!
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link
long zing drought. where dey at
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
With your mom.
― love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
god be with the days
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't
― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link
amen.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link
I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow
― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
google sh1tsh0w, find calstars
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.
i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
this thread is making an excellent case for procreation
― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
triple-x knockout
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice
― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?
― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
<3<3<3
― marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?
― treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link
a home run is a home run
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/28ro8k.gif
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link
i mean that would be autobiography so
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link
autofellatiography
― chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link
Just kill me now
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (four years ago) link
I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
worth the effort
― na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
― flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
solid effort tbh
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post
― na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
Flag post
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:
Oh the flashbacks this all causes...
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
from last night?
― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link
Nice wholesome zings.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link
nerd raggett
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link