No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

stones has a collection of characteristics that would have you distraught as a FM head. he has no position but is clearly goof at plenty of things. jack of no trade.

well i mean good but also

There really is no such thing as a simple pass for England

lingard clearly identified as the man to kill here for some reason

I have a fiver on a red card and am feeling bullish about it atm.

fed up with these antics already, can’t wait to see the back of this lot

which

Sv good bet
Panama a bit brighter going fwd than expected sofar

brilliant call from lingard and great spot from trippier

this game is barely recognisable as football

Why have Panama identified Lingard as the dude to kick the shit out of? I mean he wouldn't be my first choice.

lol these shithouses

love2see lumps kicked out of english until two o clock on a sunday

Maybe they saw his interview with Gabby Logan on the BBC just before the match? xxp

What lumps?

panama just kicked off during celebrations this is great

I've just realized I had no idea what Loftus-Cheek looked like before this game.

Trippier has created more chances than anyone else by some margin, across the two games, so I can’t see him being dropped if England decide to play with three actual defenders.

What chances?

Created six of England’s fourteen in the first match - put Lingard in for the penalty, Sterling in a minute ago, took the corner for the goal, etc.

they should've killed him when they had the chance

Jesse you fucking beauty

Done.

panama have no man and no plan

LOL Stones 2!

stones for golden boot surely

lol

Oh my days

lol again

stones to take the pen with his head plz

My god there are some stupid defenders in this World Cup.

Not enough goals in this WC.

One more penalty and Kane's ahead of Rom and Ronaldo.

Panamaniacs

A man, a plan, a canal, panama.

This one game could sink my golden boot bet. Seething

10 please

I'm sure England would be doing this under The Big Sam.

bet marcus is dying to get on here. christ you’d even fancy welbz to bag a couple

Wags could've played this match and won it. On high heels.

everyone knows ENGPAN is a dishpan

(i worked out the score by walking down a sunny east london street listening to the noises coming from open windows)

well thats what i get for sneaking out for a quick hop

Game's a great argument for increasing the number of teams at the WC to 48, I must say.

gotta get that goal ratio up somehow

Oh you absolute cunt

Ruben Liftus-Cup.

Jamie V.A.R.dy on.

teams way less talented than England have beaten Panama badly. they qualified more due to the ineptitude of other CONCACAF nations.

world class deflection from kane

Kane is offside. Cuts to VAR room and then nothing hapoens