Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Knockin’ on Kevin’s Door

Mandolin Breeze

Highway to Helena, MT

It's a Long Way To The Top (If You Opt to Take the Stairs)

Trucking

Non-Alcoholic Beverages in the Material World

This note's for you, and you and you...

Loosely Affixed to Your Finger

Hey Man Nice Shop

Led Zeppelin - 'Over One Hill is Far Enough'

Marc Cohn - 'Riding a Rascal Through Memphis'

Meat Loaf - 'I Won't Do Many Things for Love (But I Might Do That)'

Werewolves of Cardiff

Boogie On, Neo-Ska Woman

Tanned Right Hand

I'll Be Your Adult Baby Tonight

(Well, we don't have a thread called "Make a Song Title More Fetishy")

Don't Go Home With Your Hat On

'Lager On The Dancefloor' - Sophie Ellis Bextor

'Pour Some Splenda On Me' - Def Leppard

Bringin' On The Eyeroll - Def Leppard

A Totally Understandable Interest in the Mood-Setting Capabilities of Candlelight, Def Leppard

Happy Christmas (the Nonstop Pursuit of Horrific Total War Might Be Temporarily Abated in some Places), John & Yoko / Platic Ono Band

Happy Xmas (“Avengers: Infinity War” Is Over)

Wings - '(Simply Having) An Adequate Christmas Time'

Pathetically, every time this thread gets revived I have to go back and read all my past submissions and laugh at my own jokes.

But c'mon, Neil Young - "Cortez the Jolly Good Fellow" is fucking funny.

Wings covering the song wouldn't make it more reasonable.

leopard skin pill box socks

Cher - 'If I Could Turn Back Time I'd Shoot Hitler'

Toploader - 'Beating Up The Singer From Toploader In The Moonlight'

Meatloaf - 'One Out Of Three Is Satisfactory'

i immed think "one out of three is way above the mendoza line"

John Cale - themanwhocouldntaffordto.org

lol

Sigala & Becky Hill - 'I Think You Smell'

Megadeth - Symphony of Indigestion

Andrew W.K. - Party Responsibly

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion - WAP (Wet Aquatic Plants)

The Cure - Just Like Hackney
The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm A Little Upset Now
New Order - The Better-Than-Expected Kiss
Psychedelic Furs - Pretty In Most Colors
Siouxsie and the Banshees - The Staircase (No Really, It's Just A Staircase)

G.G. Allin - Feed My Duc

Public Enemy - 911 Isn't As Good As It Should Be

NWA - Fund Tha Police

marvin gaye — inner city blues (make me upset)

Swell maps - let's build a bridge
Swell maps - let's buy a car

Swell Maps - Regular Submarine

Phil Collins - Combing Through My Hair Tonight

The Verve - Symphony in E

Peaches - Read a Good Book the Pain Away

The Verve - Bittersweet Royalty Split

Chic - Sway Sway Sway (Yowsah Yowsah Yowsah)

The Verve - Bittersweet Royalty Split

oh this is good

Of Montreal - Endure Wearing Slightly Uncomfortable Clothing and Skipping a Few Meals a Week For Fashion

Yoko Ono - I Felt Like Slapping My Forehead With the Back of My Hand

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 29 May 2009 20:18 (eleven years ago) link