By the end of the affaire, to cut a lofty story short, you were the Airbus A340: roomy, reliable, not particularly manoeuvrable or exciting but sufficient to get a by-now mundane job done in the overwhelmingly fast-paced modern world, where such things are taken for granted.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 29 September 2007 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link
It was the offer to join the 12ft high club which proved most irresistible.
― Matt, Saturday, 29 September 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
12 feet in 12 seconds, eh?
― Michael White, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
must be one heck of a penis enlargement pill
― Heave Ho, Monday, 1 October 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Heave Ho always was a notorious thread killer.
― epoxy fule (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
I must have dosed off, sorry. What now?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link
Welcome back!
― Trelayne Staley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
YAAAAY
― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
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― The Pickety Third Policeman (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
Whoa... Bouldieu! Welcome back monsieur!
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 13 May 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link
Dear me! I can't recall if we're on speaking terms. Could you please remind me? If not, my powerful urge to say your presence is a thousand times welcome must be suppressed, out of deference to our undying enmity.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link
Mon cher, we've never been on speaking terms, because we have never spoken to each other, celà dit, I can imagine no impediment to any continuing discourse between ourselves beside my predilection for meandering, wait, what?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 01:15 (six years ago) link
Plus, I buried the enmity in my neighbor's back yard; she still complains about the smell.
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
So, then. The status quo ante works just fine for me. Can I borrow a hundred until I'm back on my feet? Wait. Scratch that. Until I get the Bentley out of hock?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
Pennies?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
That would provide me with two rolls of fifty each, which could prove useful should I get into a bar fight and need to apply some extra fistic heft to my means of persuasion. But in all other cases, they would be a needless and annoying burden. I think I'd prefer to cower under a convenient table during my next brawl, as per usual.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
In the mail...
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
Should?!
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
Could you also send along a wishing well?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Standards to uphold and whatnot
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Sans but, I sent that ages ago
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
In my next bar brawl I promise I shall fight with the strength of ten men, or if not with their entire strength, then the strength of all ten's halitosis.
I sent that ages ago
I'll look in the lumber room.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link
Any lumber?Damon autocorrect
― Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Friday, 19 May 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link
Covfefe memes
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link