ILM is kinda sucking these days (boring and meta ignore not safe for work)

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They are like black holes for conversation.

yeah i don't see how a "POO: Prince single" from 3-4 years ago is any better/worse/different than "POLL: Best Prince single" so it's probably the quality of the posters in whatever thread you're thinking of not the poll form itself

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

see the Ride - Nowhere poll thread, that discussion was great, very fun to read

one of the better thread bimblifications, yeah

although dude you were responsible for that shoddy "12 perfect songs" p-fork dick-suck so in a way you are responsible for ILM being crap

Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link

responding to sleeve: yeah, I see what you're saying. I don't revive many old threads or read through the archive much, so I just respond to threads others have started or revived. I'd generally like to talk about older stuff, because I don't have much cash to spend on newer stuff and I don't get promos. But the liveliest / brainiest / whatever threads are mostly about newer stuff, so I mostly have to sit them out. I'm also under the impression the things I like have either been talked to death (e.g. Stones, New Order, JAMC) or are not well-regarded here (e.g. REM, Keith Whitley, the Judds) and so aren't likely to make ILM less boring if I got all thready with them.

Euler, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

" so it's probably the quality of the posters in whatever thread you're thinking of not the poll form itself"

yeah, it's the old generation was better routine

Zeno, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

can we at least all agree that ILM has improved since geir hongro stopped making polls

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link

polls are fun! if you don't like bowie don't click on the bowie poll threads! if you like bowie click on the bowie poll threads! what's the big deal?

-- J0rdan S.,

why cant more people here think like this kid? (in bed)

<3 u j0rdan

xp wait NO

deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

here is a next level thread:

Hide Geir Hongro Polls

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

But even if you ignore the poll threads, I wish there were more people posting here. There are only a handful of people who contribute to the Rolling ringtone rap thread, and another small handful to the country one, and likewise for the r'n'b thread, and d-bags jazz one, and even less than that for the whirrled music one and the reggaeton one and the chitlin circuit soul one...

curmudgeon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

We need more bold, proactive posting about musical theory and critical analysis. My two cents. Well, two more.

Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

challop

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Euler, you definitely have my unneeded permission to start a Keith Whitley thread.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

polls are fun and blaming polls makes no sense

deej, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm scared of ILM.

Abbott, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my gosh but I ran into the thicket anyways.

Abbott, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm always in for a tough time trying to find something engaging, because i always consciously scroll through the hip hop threads of which there are always about 60 on the main page.

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

so it's probably the quality of the posters in whatever thread you're thinking of not the poll form itself

I see what you're saying but part of my point is that reviving those quality posts would perhaps spur better discussion than starting over from ground zero.

sleeve, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm always in for a tough time trying to find something engaging, because i always consciously scroll through the hip hop threads of which there are always about 60 on the main page.

-- Charlie Howard, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 11:37 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

;_;

deej, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i think the "rolling" threads suck too. they might have tons of info on new stuff, but i never go into them. there's just too much info. you miss them for a second and you're lost. i liked it better when people would start threads on individual songs or albums. whatevs.

jaxon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link

but you might find this (waxidermy) more your speed in your darker msg board moments.
-- sanskrit, Thursday, June 5, 2008 1:52 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i tried to register a week or 2 back and they said they weren't accepting any new applicants. emailed them and they never responded. weak

jaxon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link

the dermy is cool. also, co- sign xpost.

oscar, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link

as a new ilm'er

a) you guys have already pointed me to loads of new (to me) music, so to me this place doesn't suck yet

b) it is a bit intimidating at times though - not so much that i fear getting flamed for saying something uncool, but that you all seem to refer to each other by first names that don't match your screen names, so it seems a bit insider-y, and i can't always follow the conversational thread - "as to what mark said, fred's much more otm and sarah - loved those photos!" who the hell is mark and fred?!?!? what photos?!?!? stop trying to be cool, you're just members of an internet forum ffs - it's pretty much a given we're all just geeks here, so stop pretending knowing "if assholes could fly this place would be an airport"'s real name makes you cool somehow, would ya? it would make conversational threads easier to follow for us newbies anyway :)

c) the reviews do tend to be a bit one-linery. i've copied this style so far just to fit in like (being new here and all) but at times it seems a bit content-low. is a multiple-sentance paragraph too much to ask for?

d) the polls are ok i guess, but i agree they tend to be a bit limiting - i mean, i'd rather hear WHY i should be interested in an old thomas dolby album (it is just nostalgia, or is this stuff actually that still that good 20 years later?) than which song on the album is best.

but, you know, whatever - overall i personally like this place (my new timewaster!) - it's worth it for the music recommendations and occasional witty one-liners.

though this britney obsession is a bit worrying.

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I really don't see what the fucking problem is calling people by their real names.

wilter, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link

That was @ stop trying to be cool... comment

wilter, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link

like who cares if i call black beyonce "john" ffs.

wilter, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

now now mark

electricsound, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

haha I was just wondering about BLACK BEYONCE, hadn't seen that one before.

xpost to new person: a lot of those names aren't "real" names, they are older usernames that people just got in the habit of using, e.g. I would maybe call electricsound "esoj".

sleeve, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i never get that warm fuzzy thrill if someone calls me 'charlie'

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"I really don't see what the fucking problem is calling people by their real names."

the problem is that only those who already know everyone on a first name basis can follow the conversation. thus new members are discouraged from joining the thread. just saying.

the "stop trying to be cool" thing was a bit tongue-in-cheek - thus the emoticon at the end of the paragraph. please don't take it personally.

:)

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

if "if assholes could fly this place would be an airport"'s real name was john, i think i'd much rather type that personally

jaxon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link

did we call him 'roger' in thread because we suspected he was 'roger adultry'?

deej, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"suspected"

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"if "if assholes could fly this place would be an airport"'s real name was john, i think i'd much rather type that personally"

yeah, i admit that might not have been the best example. but if you typed "iacftpwbaa" or "assholes" or "airports" or something, well, i'd be able to follow the thread anyway... look, take my argument and replace "if assholes could fly this place would be an airport" with someone who has a screen name that's actually typeable, ok?

"the problem is that only those who already know everyone on a first name basis can follow the conversation. thus new members are discouraged from joining the thread."

just to clarify - the linear layout of the board makes this more difficult - if you're responding to something upstream, the ONLY way to let the reader know what you're responding to is by quoting the original post (whch no one ever does) or by naming the poster. which, if you use their real name/old screen name, which i dont know, means i have no friggin idea which post that rebuttal/agreement refers to. and, given the reply is often ultrashort, along the lines of "fred otm" or "george, you're missing the point - what about the synths in the song after it?" it's a bit frustrating at times trying to figure out what the hell half of these posts even mean?

but, you know, newbie here, who am i to criticize etc etc

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:43 (fifteen years ago) link

no one cares :)

wilter, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i figured

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:53 (fifteen years ago) link

BLACK BEYONCE is not a name, its a feeling.

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:55 (fifteen years ago) link

and a name.

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i think messiahwannabe is on to something here. i've been sorta feeling the same way about ILM lately, but maybe because it's gotten too familiar, too cliquey. i mainly troll the dance threads, and i really feel like i *already* know what everyone thinks about everything. sort of a lack of useful new tropes.

also we haven't had any big revitalizing projects for a while (think rough guides or cover connections) to get everyone excited about ilm again

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link

messiahwannabe just sorta stick it out. you could start a spreadsheet of names as you figure them out, maybe add relevant personal info if you think it would help. also i think there's a thread called "nu-ilx name rollcall" or something like that.

it's not just ILM necessarily either ... seems like the noize board is also really dead these days?

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

that one's kinda obvious

jaxon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link

the one-line review aspect youre talking about messiahwannabe is hardly enforced - do whatever the fuck you want. its just the way some people have either A) established sort of an already well-known vibe because of their proclivities being well known or B) the way some people tend to post in general. as long as getting chopped to bits by someone who doesnt agree with you doesnt get under your skin, have at it.

xpost: yeah noize board demise has really bummed me out, but i think that nu-code and limited mod powers really had a lot to do with that (not to get involved in that argument again)

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:08 (fifteen years ago) link

also maybe a bit of infighting and banning and crying and bitching?

jaxon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah well i know but i didnt want to drag any of that out again

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

still, a few yellowcards and a few reversible bans and EVERYONE ADMINS EVERYONE CAN ADD ADMINS might have saved the day - or maybe not

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:14 (fifteen years ago) link

also not to bring this up again but lots of lol-intended threads are being made on 77 c.f. cankles' jugaloo thread

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:17 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway, a quick look at the number of under double digit new answer threads on ILM right now is a little disheartening, esp since the only explodo one i see is the worst 90's UK band thing, which would be great if i cared or knew anything about it

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link

on the other hand, even though that Residents Duck Stab/B&G thread is short and a poll, there have been some great posts on it. proof that passionate weirdos of whatever listening stripe are still doing stuff worth reading here.

BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i think messiahwannabe is on to something here. i've been sorta feeling the same way about ILM lately, but maybe because it's gotten too familiar, too cliquey. i mainly troll the dance threads, and i really feel like i *already* know what everyone thinks about everything. sort of a lack of useful new tropes.

so true...you'd swear we were all being held hostage on those dance threads.

Ronan, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:33 (fifteen years ago) link

a lack of useful new tropes

El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link

If you stick aeround you get to know everyone's names pretty quick. Plus probably a ton more about them than you'd ever wanna know.

Messiahwannabe should def. go for some Jagz (soz Just Got Offed) style word overload. The board needs it.

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 5 June 2008 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

WHO IS B.B.??

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 June 2008 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link


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