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Personally I find Ms Lohan's body weight less of an issue than the fact that Herbie is an old, unsafe model of Beetle.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

that's hollywood for you, tracer.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

did i ever mention on ilx that the vw bus my mom drove when i was a kid blew up?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"How is this demand that women be heavier any less dictatorial?"

Oh yeah, that's totally just as bad except no one is doing it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

well, i am

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

STRONGO'S DESIRES WILL TOPPLE HOLLYWOOD'S BODY IMAGE HEGEMONY!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Perhaps Ms Lohan negotiated with Hollywood that in exchange for her forced starvation the movie would feature an older Beetle with generous mudflaps.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

All those in favor of watching Luna break Lindsay Lohan's will, raise your hand...

― Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://techhouse.brown.edu/~dmorris/images/pauldogs.jpg

With puppies...

― Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I find the notion that women should be round or curvy to be equally as arbitrary as anything that Hollywood supposedly "enforces."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Whatever.

― Nice dodge (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

people! let us not forget what bought us here today. namely an anthropomorphic car film

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I love you, Herbie.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/images/dean_jones.jpg

RIDE THE BUG

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

(also, follow where that picture is linked from, if you dare)

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I sense a lot of uncalled-for venom in the statements here about her being too thin.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

THE PRESIDENTIAL PRAYER TEAM??????

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh baby

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

it's not really that arbitrary, but whatever

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Why are you upset about people saying she's too thin? Who cares? I think she is, but I don't actually give a shit 'cause hey, her body, right? I just tend to want to force feed everyone a cheeseburger. Call it a character flaw if you must.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Luna, I haven't eaten dinner yet...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

C'mere...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Frankly luna, I was a little put off by statements like: "I could break that bitch" and "She looks like fucking Skeletrix" among others.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

lighten up, dude

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

don't worry poor widdew Windsay, Spencer will save you from those mean Internets!

― Shakey Mo Coolier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Something many people forget in their railing at the 12-foot lizards who have enslaved Hollywood casting directors in their skinny hegemony is that the camera adds about 5-10 pounds.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Which it does.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

sigh

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

But I'm not saying them about you, and unless she's your sister, I fail to see how you could take them so personally. I don't know her, you don't either, and I've said much worse about better people.

Besides, she DOES look too thin... assuming that picture is her and is not photoshopped. She looks like a lollipop with legs. I find that unattractive. From the discussion on this thread, it ain't just me... but I digress.

I apologize if I offended you - I talk a lot of shit, it's true, but it's usually all in jest, and I wouldn't intentionally offend someone.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

the Skeletrix comment had me giggling. but wait, i must be considerate and touchy-feely unoffensive to every possible person on the planet! my bad

anyway, how bout that herbie?

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

No no, you didn't offend me. I know it's all in fun, but there's this edge to it that I'm curious about.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Also Jess, sorry to ruin your thread.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

here
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― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I sense a lot of uncalled-for venom in the statements here about her being too thin.

Word. Chicks losing weight does not mean that they are anorexic.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

er
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/273/1483/320/lohan-GQcover%20full.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh no, I really don't hate her or anything... I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

even the "fat" stars in Hollywood are weight-obsessed anorexics.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

group hug

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.lindsayimages.com/albums/Magazine%20Scans/Rolling%20Stone%20People%20of%20the%20Year%20(December%202004)/normal_1.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

grr

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me repeat: THE CAMERA ADDS 5-10 POUNDS. People who want to look a certain weight ON MOTION-PICTURE FILM must actually weigh 5-10 pounds less than that. Something to keep in mind.

xpost looks like I missed the hug while I was shouting.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

please explain this miracle of physics to me Tracer. Judging by what comes out of Hollywood its more like the camera SUBTRACTS 20 pounds.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link

god bless you, spencer

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

(seriously, wtf has happened to michael keaton's career?)

-- strng hlkngtn (

I'm on it, Strongo

Keaton's Post-Batman Career Arc

The Lessons of White Noise

http://entertainmentcomplex.blognation.us/_photos/Michael%20Keaton%20White%20Noise.thumb.jpg

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.gceleb.com/L/lindsay_lohan/lindsay-lohan-296.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

For you Jess

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i love the arc this thread has taken

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

At this time, I would like to endorse this thread.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.channel1031.com/wwyd/pics/lindsey_lohan.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

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