Half Your Age, Plus Seven

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Well, dating, no.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i know a band who use this rule for groupies. and they're not very old. and it's pretty gross. i don't know. i have always been attracted most to girls who are my always-current age. aside from a particular weakness for bitchy attractive 43-ish y/o women.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Half times seven = 98
Half minus seven = 7
Half divided seven = 2

I can see why they stuck with plus seven.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Well okay, I don't know any 50 year olds who want to date me, either.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna, when I get there I'll give you a call (assuming i can read the number without the glasses I left....where?)

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I've tried dating women in their early 20s but they all seem to like Radiohead a bit too much.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

better then not liking anything too much... maybe.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't date a 22 year old. I can imagine it being fun for a couple of weeks, but then there'd open up a huge bleeding void where common ground should be. Nein danke.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

A major problem with this is that if you find a woman the right age (any 29.5 year olds out there looking for a 45 year old?) it'll all go wrong quickly anyway. We need women who age at half the rate of men, apparently.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

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