girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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does anyone have his cell? txt msg him for updates.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

oh girls, I love them but like ricky martin says they are a mystical nightmare. I don't like Ricky Martin.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link

wooo, haha, uh-uh
Saturday night and Strongo need a fight
His motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Hand full of grease and his hair feels right
But what Strongo need to make him tight are those
Girls, girls, girls

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

TS: motley crue or beastie boys?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie really should move in with Jess.

Only if they're willing to fill out to his preferred proportions.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago) link

haha

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

okay so like i walked up town and she was actually still at work! but they had already closed so i stood there and pressed my hands agaist the windows and licked my chops like a small cockney orphan watching the fat cats slice up their delicious christmas ham. but then i think they noticed me so i scampered off. so then like i walked all over town and EVERY BAR had some sort of godawful "show" happening tonight, possibly featuring white people attempting to get funky and erm uh waiter check plz. so then like i went in this yuppier bar and got all these stares from the waitstaff and the clientele and drank like four shots of whisky and two beers in the space of about 10 minutes. then i walked home and hit a tree on the way.

in summary: this town can suck my cock until i cum blood.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

I am going to see Hellboy w/my dad.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

see if you can find me some pussy there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, honestly, this is why i am a shut-in

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

i feel your pain even though i inexplicably have a girlfriend currently

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

yeah one will come along eventually

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

they're like haley's comet

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

with labia

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

bbbut, jess, did you see bam? don't you ever go to 15 north?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, how about Sunday night we coach you into getting just a little drunk and sending you back out to talk to Coffee Girl?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

jess why didn't you knock on the window and talk to her?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

have a bath.

I'm drunk and I'm just about to have a bath.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

sunday night is baby jesus' death day so i dont think anything's open

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

rainy i mouthed "make love to me gorilla woman" through the window if that counts

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

for god's sake keep your chin above water

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

BUNNY!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

..this is how I come off whenever I try to pick up a girl. Think of A Nightmare Before Christmas

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

it's a start, jess. don't be discouraged

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

jess, the solution is obvious. you must bring back ska.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.rockcitynews.com/photos/live2/saveferrisphoto2.jpeg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

i'm a regular skanking pickle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.ause.org/punk/ska-summit-03/monique-powell-01.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.enamelband.com/prphoto/photos/music/MoniquePowell/Mo2water.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

haha db i dunno if you have cable, but if you want some real fun turn on M2..."90s Weekend"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

crazy girls. make my heart. go. boom boom, boom boom boom.

― Rodec (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

oh and stop giving me blue balls brian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.brownbagmag.com/misc/skasummit/images/MoniquePowell8.JPG

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

I must say. She has a GREAT mouth.

― Donec & Bixxor (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

Monique Powell vs. Gwen Stefani ROOOOOOOOOWWWWR off!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

i am thinking we need to swing this back to a generalized discussion of girls

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

I like peoples girlfriends.

(sorry morality)

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

oh thats a sticky wicket

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

(ideally)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

is this a discussion or a jizz cousin?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

(worst attempt at alliteration ever shocker)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

wtf omg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

alliteration?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

well, one way, jess, to improve your chances of meeting girls is to not waste time making a mashup album out of jay-z and, um, guided by voices or something like that, for starters.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

see i told you you should have danced with a pole.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

"look! i even put a filter on jay-z's voice to make it sound like he was recorded on four-track cassette, to fuse it with pollard's genius. in fact, i'm starting to appreciate hip hop as a result!" should not be your way to introduce yourself to a girl.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

Never slack album in your macking

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

FEEEEEEEEEELIN ON YOUR BOOTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

so your saying i should bag my huggy bear/black album mashup?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

yes, and memorize the lyrics to one of these songs while you stroll your sexy manstuff on the streets... you just have to guess which one.

http://www.batmanrecords.com.au/images/queen.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

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