Picture thread - Film posters that scream "I AM A DUD!"

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See Alex in NYC, Poland can help you with After Hours:

http://www.poster.com.pl/pagowski/po-godzinach.jpg

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nordic...

This is the Andy Garcie movie I'm in. It was filmed as Sins of the Father
http://www.cinestudio.it/_uscite_01_02/_loc7/theunsaidloc.jpg

As far as I can tell, it was only ever released theatrically in Italy.
I'm in 2 of the university scenes.

1) Garcia is giving a lecture. Sharp viewers will notice me in all parts of the hall. Since they shuffled us around for each take.

2) Garcia and Teri Polo leave the university. I walk behind him as he leaves the building, and then cross right in front of him (so close that I shoulder-checked during one take). I should be visible. I'm wearing a green canvas jacket. It was supposed to be late fall in Kansas or Kentucky, but was really scorching hot August in Saskatchewan. So I'm probably glistening. That was a fun two days. I made $200 or something, and basically sat around and ate sandwichs.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Movies, nor movie posters, just don't get any dudlier than this:

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive03/posters/kangaroojack.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Movies, nor movie posters, just don't get any dudlier than this:

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive03/posters/kangaroojack.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh FACK!!! [some HTML wizard please destroy one of those please]

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

The tag line alone is pretty shit. I can think of about 10 things wrong with it.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

no they must both remain. KJ is that much of a dud that it deserves double the whatever it is we're doing to duds here.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.movieposters.com/images/Assorted_80s/4-5.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

That kangaroo jack tagline is my new obsession.
http://mmwhse.com/trumpet.jpg
http://www.afternoontea.com/moviebogus.gif
And two, both horrifying, for EXIT TO EDEN:
http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/gbq01495.jpg http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/us103016.jpg

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

they banned that movie in Saskatchewan. Where I live.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think any recent film that has had a poster involving two famous actors, each facing the viewer, with each face cut off by half due to poster size and design, has been a bad movie.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

notable exception:
http://www.vcdgallery.com/movie_images/faceoff.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

^hated it

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

kangaroo jack is a motherfucker, I know because I have seen this movie. I also saw the trumpeter swan or whatever it was called, this was sad and shitty.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Any poster with an animal's face twisted into some humanoid emotion = THIS IS A DUD

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

some humanoid emotion

Are you an alien, Nordicskillz?

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 2 May 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.pesci.tierranet.com/joepesci/films/gonefishin/gonefishin2.jpg http://www.paletteandprint.net/3685fishin.JPG

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304048017.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

Whoopi Goldberg joins a genetically altered Tyrannosaurus Rex to fight crime. What more can you ask?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you an alien, Nordicskillz?

I'll be a legal alien from June!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love how almost every word on the cover is a superlative. Overselling an inferior product is an invitation to suicide.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302213134.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Theodore Rex! Three pairs of All-Stars!

― jonas lefrel (jonas lefrel), Saturday, 3 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whoopi Goldberg joins a genetically altered Tyrannosaurus Rex to fight crime. What more can you ask?

Damn you ilX! This is the best question I have ever been asked on here! (and i have no answer)

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 3 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive02/posters/natlampvanwilder.jpg

Or for the Brits:

http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/van_wilder_poster.jpg

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.filmposter-archiv.de/p_jpue/2004/traumschiff_surprise.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that a solid gold dick and balls? Why?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

!!!! What in the...um, translate the URL and tagline, please?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Martin - yes; because it looks like the USS Enterprise.

Ned - URL: "Bully's Love Boat Surprise Period 1"; tagline: "Quit cradling your balls!"

Go figure.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/s/spot.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't begin to imagine the meeting where "The smart one isn't wearing any pants" was approved as the tagline for this movie. (Not that we can see if the man has pants or not anyway.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that David Arquette in a cage? Holy cow.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 May 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf200/f231/f23120wbhar.jpg

― woeg, Saturday, 3 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it just me, or does that not look much like a film poster?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Looks more like a hot chick poster to me.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 4 May 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks for reminding me of Leonard 6, I've been trying to
remember the name of that for some time now.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 4 May 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't ever, ever see See Spot Run. Never do it!

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 5 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

six months pass...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/51/110851_thumb.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 November 2003 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

haha van wilder is subtitled Party Liaison in the uk?!!

― jones (actual), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/posters/stoned.jpg

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ihttp://www.filecloud.com/img/sized/00/00/21/00002117.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/w/weddingcrashersthe.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/sisterhood_of_the_traveling_pants.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/929/screwed6jl.jpg

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

http://thewholetenyards.warnerbros.com/

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

There cannot have ever been a less enticing movie poster:

ihttp://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/fat_albert.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey hey hey?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2428765.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, i opened this with the intention of posting the whole ten yards poster!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.segginger.net/SandraWeb/Forces_of_Nature/san-fo01.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKXX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I honestly can't decide if this poster is great or horrible.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything with a huge picture of David Arquette's face is, by definition, horrible.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

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