Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

That undercuts the impact my much-beloved retort, 'no, YOU'RE the door!'

Flippin' eck, Tucker.

"hydrate" is not a better way to say "drink water."

Nobody actually says "quash." Everyone says "squash" instead.

It's the new 'expresso'.

I don't think I've ever heard that usage of "squash" irl.

I'm going to up the ante and start using 'squish' in the hopes that someone will tell me that, um, actually, it's 'squash'.

"up the ante" reminds me about "up your game."

Up Your Avocado Game With These 11 Tricks.

um actually its quish

quash, btw, quote commonly used and i dont think ive ever seen squash used instead in the manner offered itt

Come to the States, we love to say things worng.

ive been and I heard

did anyone say "you do you" yet?

Yeah definitely I think it was me

"you do you" is only acceptable when it's used as a euphemism for "go fuck yourself"

It's neutral enough on the face of it that it might've been a more innocuous phrase had it originated in another time, but in our current era it seems to have an inherently passive aggressive vibe.

"you do you" is definitely the northeast/mid-atlantic "bless your heart"

What does it mean?

"I do not agree with or quite understand what you are doing, but it doesn't really harm me so whatevs."

"Go fuck yourself"

just putting “go” before any verb is so fucking irritating

Go figure.

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go go.

cranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzetG-rucGs

really bored of 'Cockwomble'

"my guy" and "my dude" which are everywhere on the internet right now. like "you're using the wrong browser, my dude". ugh.

still better than 'fam' but yeah

wayyy worse than fam what are you on bruv

Yeah mookie, that's a hard disagree.

i'm not your dude, pilgrim

“Fam” is aave whereas “my dude” has gotta be white person talk so I’m way more comfortable with white ppl saying “my dude”

Omg “hard” or “soft” anything for me. Too much!

What everyone really needs to accept is that it’s horribly grating to hear anyone say anything that anyone else has ever said before

Can u just stop

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"virtue signalling" and "whataboutism"

What everyone really needs to accept is that it’s horribly grating to hear anyone say anything that anyone else has ever said before

― devops mom (silby), Friday, July 6, 2018 6:18 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

slang usage is embarrassing when employed recklessly

"fam" grates on me a bit. The bf's podcast facebook group call each other "fam bam" all the time which is arrrrgh

i also dislike virtue signalling as a phrase because it is used pejoratively by MRA cunts a lot.

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BIG MOOD

'tache

that "fam" shit is really nauseating, but I suppose slang reaches the saturation point of annoying as fuck very fast these days, and we are all bad.

"fam" in my neighborhood is said almost every sentence, it's as common as "mate", it's just a filler word, scarcely noticeable

I'd never heard it until recently. Is that commonly used in a French language or french speaking Anglais context?

where im from its short for famine and a macroaggressive term

too soon!

well if they cut that shit out about the border we could start to heal, yknow?

I haven't seen T May's latest imagining of a castle in the sky just yet, but I'd imagine the job's still fucked!

hey calz i'm back in Stratford now :)

lol!

stratford is a kind of france from where i'm sitting