No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

I mean, fuck, like we have a surplus if fucking goals at this tournament

The entire tournament is ruined.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, June 20, 2018 9:24 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If Spain win by more than one it means Iran would have to beat Portugal by at least a couple to finish 2nd I think.

lol if it was the other way round we'd all be loving it.

If Iran beat Portugal they will have six points and Portugal will have four.

Nah, Iran have three points already, if they beat portugal they go through

Still prefer VAR over these kit rules in a choose your own torture way. Too many cagey first halves also killing the vibe (makes #PORESP seem even better I guess).

Xpost

Thanks I fucked up my maths

wow

that was almost an orgy in the box

Lol @ the Iran players just throwing themselves onto the goal line.

Somehow decided Portugal had 6 already, and I'm sober.

Fuck rooting against Spain unless you're actually Iranian btw

What’s VAR got to do, got to do with it?

The goal wasn’t given to begin with it, it was flagged offside. VAR just confirmed it was the right decision.

(Still wish it would have counted obviously)

Fuck Spain

Fuck hating football

(I don't really mind spain, but i'm down with the uh indefatigability of this iran side)

I think we're doing about average for goals so far btw. 2014 was unusually goalsy, 2010 unusually ungoalsy

Fuck football

aw man

some bruce lee henchmen opponent throwing bodies at the problem there

(I'm v impressed with this Iran performance but I love Iniesta with all my heart)

Only watched the 2nd half and Iran are playing well enough to get something out of this game.

(I'm v impressed with this Iran performance but I love Iniesta with all my heart)

― The Savic Detectives (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 20, 2018 9:35 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is me basically. I need Iran to beat Portugal though, like badly.

I think it could happen.

Yeah if Iran are going to send one Iberian team home then let it be Portugal.

On tonight's performance, they're capable, and Portugal would be much less of a loss to the tournament

what a chance!

Iran have been great since going behind

holy shit arrrrrgggghhhhh

oh man what a cross

lol commentator switching from "so easy for Spain now" to "they're not there yet"

seeing pique get diddled like that

Waiting for Ghodos.

Ghoddos in the detail.

Hahaxp

I think we're doing about average for goals so far btw. 2014 was unusually goalsy, 2010 unusually ungoalsy

limited sample size obviously but

Only 36% of goals scored have been "normal" this World Cup. If you think that's weird it's because it is. Very weird actually. pic.twitter.com/vIWwLxpXeH

— Alex Olshansky (@atosoccer) June 20, 2018

loooool throw

Iran deserved something out of that game, I feel comfortable saying now

Man that was something. But yeah, should have been at least a draw.

seems questionable to start calling goals from open play "normal" at the exact point they stop being normal. but yes, it's odd, I don't know how much of it is VAR

kevin doyle is something on rte lads

daytime gameshow host is the least of it

god bless Doyler <3

61m: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

... oh wait. Not a goal yet.

A darkness falls over the stadium. It’s the spectre of #VAR arriving like Dracula. It proceeds to suck the fun out of the game, then leaves. Disallowed.#IRN 0-1 #ESP#IRNESP#WorldCup

— Reykjavík Grapevine (@rvkgrapevine) June 20, 2018

a kid was actually offside with a ball in the street

I think we're doing about average for goals so far btw. 2014 was unusually goalsy, 2010 unusually ungoalsy

― ogmor, Wednesday, June 20, 2018 12:34 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

currently on course to be marginally ahead, on average goals, of 2010 and a little more ahead of Italia 90 but literally below every other world cup ever

every game I've caught much of has had lots of goals thankfully

I have no way of quantifying this at all but from the little I've seen I feel like goaltenders have been ~really good.

Feels rare to get through the first week without a single 0-0 too.

It's less to do with VAR and more down to a lot of teams being very well-organised defensively. Even if they're going to lose against the big teams, a lot of the groups are evenly matched enough that even less prominent footballing nations stood a chance of sneaking through if they were capable of preserving their goal difference. Unfortunately a lot of them also lack any kind of goal threat.