No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

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Jesus is essentially useless if he's not tapping in goals from a yard out

a myth of a footballer

Number None, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

otoh he has the face of a whimpering toddler

ogmor, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

ffs jesus take a shot

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

Yep

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

And they don't play a system that's built around feeding a goal-poacher so what's the point?

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

For those of you listening on ITV W.T.F.???

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

"These lads aren't just beach urchins, many of them play for proper teams in civilized Europe"

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

Swiss ppl rolling around the floor for the next 10 mins

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

glad to see bobby

the swiss fans chant embolo's name like a-wimoweh, what a stain of a country

ogmor, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

favourites yr havin a laugh

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

Don't know who is atm

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

wonder what lee dixon has in his locker, he’s obviously been through everyone else’s

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

fuck me

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

This is, what, eleven games in and no team that has scored in open play has lost yet?

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

not feeling much Swiss neutrality on here!

calzino, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

that reminds me though: some good names this tournament. particularly fond of tin jedvaj, alphonse areola, trent sainsbury, beto pimparel, yvon mvogo, breel embolo and andy polo. we've become numb to its power but eden hazard is the only player whose name sounds like a limit break

ogmor, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

free kick on the edge of the area to end this..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

no there is a corner now

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

Communism now

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

Fuck toblerone

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

this is a fine result

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Caught and enjoyed the last twenty minutes of that

imago, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

this is a fine result

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sonntag, 17. Juni 2018 21:56 (thirty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. fuck brazil imo

groovemaaan, Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

team of yello cancelling out the team in yellow

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Sunday, 17 June 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

brazil p cowardly tho, from setup thru execution

give it neymar or shit yrself. fine bunch of internationals ye have there.

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

No David Luiz, no credibility hilarity.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

need a stat for total time neymar spent on the ground

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

Nah I agree, Brazil only have themselves to blame

Fuck preferring chocolateball tho

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

need a stat for total time neymar spent on the ground

just count how many times some donkey in a red shirt pulled him over and multiply by 90 seconds a go

yes Ndidi (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

don't expect swiss players to hug Neymar but he was kicked around.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

Slaven Bilic's "to tell the truth I don't care" highlight of the tournament so far.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

rte reporting that celebrations of the mexico goal set off seismic detectors in mexico city

tired culché (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 June 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

no reds and no 0-0 sofar

alomar lines, Monday, 18 June 2018 05:19 (five years ago) link

WE KANE DO IT or KANE AND ABLE?

alomar lines, Monday, 18 June 2018 05:29 (five years ago) link

http://imgur.com/hAMPzIC

alomar lines, Monday, 18 June 2018 06:49 (five years ago) link

Scathing from Hummels (apols for sun link, couldn't find another). Germany still have two snoozers ahead of them but this is the first in forever they are somewhat in disarray.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 June 2018 07:18 (five years ago) link

I'd guess that Hector will be back for the rest of the group.

They're lucky in that they're facing probably two of the three worst teams in the competition next.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 18 June 2018 07:22 (five years ago) link

Agreed, though Sweden is solely responsible for keeping both Italy and Holland out of the WC. That must account for... something.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 June 2018 07:39 (five years ago) link

it's all espionage

South Korea's World Cup team responded to spying by the Swedish team by swapping their jerseys so that Sweden couldn't tell them apart.

Taeguk Warriors coach Shin Tae-yong told reporters Sunday that his team swapped around their numbers after a member of Sweden's coaching staff was caught trying to spy on their closed training session in Austria earlier this month.

"We switched them around because we didn't want to show our opponents everything and to try and confuse them," said Shin.

"They might know a few of our players but it is very difficult for Westerners to distinguish between Asians," he added.

The Swedish spy first tried to gain intel on the South Koreans by approaching the team's training base and posing as a tourist, although his plan was quickly foiled. He later convinced a local couple who lived near the camp to let him use their house and set up a high performance telescope and video camera.

"It took a long car journey up the mountains to reach the house, but it was a perfect spot to observe the Korean team’s training," Lars Jacobsson, the Swedish spy, said Sunday according to Reuters.

Sweden's coach Janne Andersson has apologized, saying that Sweden analyzes every opponent before a match, but they may have crossed a line.

"It’s very important that we show respect for opponents, always and in every way. If it has been perceived in another way, we apologize," he said.

Still, South Korea seemed unfazed by the incident.

"All coaches probably feel their opponents are always spying on them," Shin said. "I think it’s perfectly natural that we all try to get as much information on each other as we can."

In recent matches between Bolivia and Senegal, only two Korean players wore their usual numbers, Shin added.

South Korea and Sweden face off on Monday at 3 p.m. local time.

ogmor, Monday, 18 June 2018 07:47 (five years ago) link

ruben ostlund's next movie should be about lars jacobsson

imago, Monday, 18 June 2018 08:01 (five years ago) link

tip for the Koreans: watch out for that tall blonde guy on the Swedish team

StanM, Monday, 18 June 2018 08:19 (five years ago) link

a good read from romelu lukaku about his childhood https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say

ogmor, Monday, 18 June 2018 08:44 (five years ago) link

oh wow that's a great piece <3

The Savic Detectives (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 June 2018 08:52 (five years ago) link

mighty

tired culché (darraghmac), Monday, 18 June 2018 09:08 (five years ago) link

fantastic

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 June 2018 09:18 (five years ago) link

Croatia's Kalinic sent home for refusing to come on as a sub.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 18 June 2018 09:27 (five years ago) link

lol dick

The Savic Detectives (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 June 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link

Somewhere a Croatian equivalent of Ian Wright will be doing his nut right now.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Monday, 18 June 2018 10:15 (five years ago) link

"some of boys died committing genocide for this flag, fucking disgrace" etc...

calzino, Monday, 18 June 2018 10:23 (five years ago) link

This world cup has been so good, but the one downer about it throws into sharp relief the worthlessness of our pundit classes, and the need liquidate the lot of them.

calzino, Monday, 18 June 2018 10:30 (five years ago) link


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