No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

I'm more upset by the official typeface than I am Robbie Williams. And I am very upset by Robbie Williams.

On brand

Ah, "mother Russia" now is it

always nice to start with a crude oil/crude homophobia derby!

I followed @prodnose & I'm ready to go

Fizz it in the mixer, honestly.

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Wow it's just like watching the Champo again

lol VAR

Oh shit, I'm watching this on Fox Sports Go and there's one camera angle (from the end behind KSA's goalie), no replays (so I can't see how that goal played out) and no announcers.

nah it was legit

xp At least you're seeing all the action.

There is an opec meeting next week in Vienna

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Sucks for Dzagoev

Cheryshev is talented but a bit of an underachiever so good chance for him.

and there he is

God they've made hard work of it tho

Who is this hick fuck doing color on Fox sports

Saudis totally physically outmatched, can't deal with being pressed at all. Until the second goal I was gonna say Russia shd've made more of that half

Zobnin’s ability to go from defence to attack quickly has really helped. They’ve looked unusually dangerous breaking forward.

been some poor technique from both sides but i don't see any way this doesn't carry on being one-way traffic

this dyzuba looks like fun

Grant Holt with the goal

iirc every manager who has worked with Dzyuba hates him but he is kind of great at what he does.

probably never got over iraq war

Who is this hick fuck doing color on Fox sports

Tony Melola

grand

Russia dealt with this perfectly well but you've gotta think Egypt and Uruguay will fancy their chances to get thru the group

Boom.

that's quite a finish

Goooooolazzooooooo

4 nice goals in fairness

great hit

5 nice goals in fairness

Would have put money on that going in.

Time for the "he's already dead" vid

Salah & Suarez will make bits of the Arabians although they might go into park the bus mode for the next games

feel like a thumping opening game win for an unfancied host is good for the tournament

Yeah, even at 3-0 it felt like an underwhelming start, but those two crackers at the end have set things crackling nicely

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two despots, one world cup!

Had to miss all this due to a work crunch but I did enjoy this:

https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/when-you-ask-about-the-pee-tape-1826830925

No lanyard = ultimate alpha dog power move at these things

is Jose just pretending and hiding his?

Yeah, you can see the strap. Putin appears to genuinely not have one.

back to tony meola-- he kept referring to SA as "Saudi" which... seems like the equivalent of referring to Nigeria as "Niger" and very much one of those "no, you need to say the whole word" kinda things?

a lot of ppl do that and it's awful, compounding the obnoxiousness of prepending a country w/ the royal family's name

ffs this Griezmann thing

anyway he's staying, if anyone actually cares

my brother's in moscow sending me photos of colombians strutting about in traditional garb and recordings of drunk russians singing and my jealousy has maxed out

Can't help what the country's name is tbf xp

tell that to greece