i say this confident that nobody got my joke about nail files
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link
oh i got it, took me a minute
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link
"Mané walks, Busquets talks" is too long to enter in the team name field ffs mcdonalds
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link
other way around even. you can tell i'm upset
2 minutes in and i'm muttering death threats at every pundit on ITV
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link
lol Griezmann you utter fud
― Blandford Forum, Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
hahahaha i keep forgetting that Giggs has conned his way into the Wales job
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link
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thats a relief, m'emery aint what it was yknow
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link
xp no thats just a trope
the welsh manager is chris coleman or one of those lads
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link
oh ffs you twats we don't need to discuss VAR before it's ruined something
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link
court by VAR d'hors
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link
aint even sorry its the world cup
psyched for Saudi nicking something from this game and the ensuing riots tbh
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
at least the bbc matches won't have these nauseating bookie adverts, amongst all the other nauseating stuff.
― calzino, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link
i'm listening to Robbie Williams talk about England, don't talk to me about bookie adverts
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link
fuck off + die, Robbie Williams
― calzino, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
as much var as possible plsfeed me vari want this game to finish at 10pm
― nxd, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
loving NV's name
― Dark Mavis (Michael B), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
and there's my first FP of the thread
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
ITV horrendous already.
Bilic correctly pushing back on the idea that limitations on the number of foreign players, being talked up as great for England by the rest of the panel, is a large part of why the Russian national side is terrible.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link
Or rather pointing it out, rather than pushing back. It is corroding my brain already.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
Hope Solo will be a pundit on RTE this year. I wonder how many games in until Dunphy refers to her as "baby".
― Dark Mavis (Michael B), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link
he calls everyone baby
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link
y'know, i normally enjoy watching a commentator struggle their way thru the opening ceremony, but i'm fucked if i'm watching Robbie Williams
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link
catch him if you can'cause he's the england man
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
He is visually indistinguishable from Morrissey now.
Apparently the sound has stopped working in the fan zone outside so 20,000 people in central Moscow are having a much better time of it than the rest of us.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
good grief, the Russian Federation sure know how to fuck up an opening ceremony
― calzino, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
If Jimmy Page hasn't put a curse on Robbie Williams by now, what's the point of the occult.
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
this.
― Ludo, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
i've got Ray Mears on, somebody give me a shout when this cunt's finished
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link
I trust that the person responsible for digging up Robbie Williams' corpse for this is well under way to Chabarofsk.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
Aida Garifullina duetting on Angels. God knows what they will make Juan Diego Florez do.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link
Ronaldo is going to sing, isn't he?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link
This is the worst Russian atrocity since Katyn ffs!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link
Ray made a canoe out of a buffalo skin
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link
that went on a really long time
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
it only just occurred to me how much extra value calz is gonna bring to this wc because soviets
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
That opening ceremony was positively compelling compared to this Neville-wright-Dixon routine
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
gotta be bad when you're relieved to see G Neville back onscreen
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
Lee Dixon with a Freudian “well, what’s fascinating about me is...”
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
ITV pundits discuss the limits of their own ignorance in surprised tones
ok going Saudis 2-1
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link
gone nil nil
― nxd, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link
xp Yeah I have a few pence riding on an upset here, gonna see how long I can drag out this fiver
― Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link
lol Putin bikini
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link
is this a bot translating?
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link
The speech should finish around three and a half hours from now so settle in.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link
I'm more upset by the official typeface than I am Robbie Williams. And I am very upset by Robbie Williams.
― Tim, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link
On brand
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 14 June 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link