No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

lol! good work on the thread title, RS!

It follows, of course, that Deadspin's feature on the England team today threw in Jordan Pickford in the star player section just so they could show off his butt.

https://deadspin.com/the-campaign-to-make-england-great-again-is-well-underw-1826673632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjKzXPj97M

is that eu only

it can't be, there's loads of americans on it

I’m at work and the site didn’t want to load

I did it on my phone tho

joined the league

Why do the england panini look like paintings

why do their pizza look like jungles

we will never know

Joined the league

Bloody excited for this shit feast now

I'm ready!!!!

Are Saudi Arabia fasting right now? Very convenient for Russia to get their one game during Ramadan if so.

They're postponing their fast til after the tournament

I think Egypt might be fasting - or they were for the majority of Ramadan.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/13/fast-friends-world-cup-squads-dealt-with-ramadan

During the 58th and 47th minutes of recent friendlies against Portugal and Turkey goalkeeper Mouez Hassen went to the floor injured. This enabled treatment at the precise moment of sundown and players were not only seen rehydrating with water, but consuming glucose-rich dates by the touchline.

Cracking stuff.

fucking hell the cheating bastards are on the glucose-rich dates now lads

I think the only good WC opening game I've ever seen was the first I remember: Cameroon - Argentina at Italia '90. Not sure about today's offering, could do with a couple of red cards tbh.

the best I've seen was germany-costa rica in 2006 which had 6 goals inc a belter from torsten frings. this one should be absolutely terrible. stoked.

croatia brazil was dece but was it the opener

Also 2002 was quite good purely for the upset

Very very fond memories of France Senegal in 2002.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-19-2015/XRRshQ.gif

Oh yeah France Senegal was good too.

I’m cautiously optimistic.

KSA are pretty competent and it’s a game that, realistically, Russia have to win to qualify. If by some miracle they can knit Golovin, Dzagoev one of the Mirandchuks and Smolov into a cohesive unit, they could be good to watch. Russia has basically tried to grind out results in recent years (Capello and after) but everyone seemingly acknowledges the defence is too awful for this to be a strategy now.

inevitable dodgy peno to go Russia's way I expect

It'll be like South Korea all over again.

after a 10 minute VAR review, just to get us in the spirit

The Great Patriotic VAR.

never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8w89sl7Grc

I loved 2002, if you could just bottle some of that Dioufy spirit, we could all do with some! Just thinking that was the last WC finals I watched on a CRT television - another era. And Efe Sodjes Against All Odds bandanna>>>current Nigeria kit. I wonder if the reason the recent money laundering trial against Efe collapsed was because wore his "lucky" bandanna to court.

so the big day is here - and yes it is a surprise to find myself in as you would say the 'top job'. there will be many training sessions ahead but i am confident i have the talent to succeed. i have organised several training sessions and indeed i have already created a 'spreadsheet' featuring most of the players in the squad. yes it was hard work, and i will finish it before tomorrow, but that is football. if you are not willing to 'work' you will not harvest the rewards.

afterall, in my country we have a saying: 'football is football'. yes, it is football. perhaps it does not translate. that does not matter at this time as i begin this journey with the players of the spanish national team, having started off myself in malaga many moons ago.

win, lose or draw you can be sure that we will continuing.

regards,

fernando hierro

good to have you here Fernando, altho obviously i'll be cheering for Wolves when you play us tomorrow night

fernando, you're an inspiration to us all, good luck with the spreadsheet

hello 'noodle vague' what can we say - it is a game of football - that is football

one of only two possibles imo

If by some miracle they can knit Golovin, Dzagoev one of the Mirandchuks and Smolov into a cohesive unit

magine tho right if this was the actual plan tho

BRB, just bottling some Dioufy spit.

just the one bottle?

There's plenty to go around.

dioufy fruith

I for one am glad the new Spain jefe has his priorities in check and has come to ilx for guidance and bants, welcome.

I'm holding out for a Hierro til the end of the cup.

looking forward to Facebook-blocking anybody who bitches about the World Cup (nb not individual terrible fouls/decisions/results) for a 30 day holiday

ilx fantasy football league is looking good, still time to join before the crucial opener

https://fantasy.fifa.com

code: IZXFNJP6

I'm holding out for a Hierro til the end of the cup.

yeah that was rank

i say this confident that nobody got my joke about nail files

oh i got it, took me a minute

"Mané walks, Busquets talks" is too long to enter in the team name field ffs mcdonalds

other way around even. you can tell i'm upset

Got to admit every time I see that photo I feel a twinge of sympathy for Ozil, he looks like such a hapless dork.

He's a nerd who got confused into supporting a dictator, how could germans not relate

there must have have been some element of "hmm, this might not go down too well" in that noggin of his at that moment, if the rumours of some footballers possessing sentience are actually true!

hes made his argument on that

probably engineered after the fact, but nonetheless

what the Egyptian FA were fucking thinking basing the team in Chechnya in the first place

My immediate assumption is that the Egyptian FA is skint and Chechnya was the cheapest place they could find. What was in it for Kadyrov is pretty obvious.

He knows the ppl in the German FA and their actions and words, why doesn't he know more about Ergodan?

uh like what the actual name of dude is? probably does

I don't know how I can clarify the above?

Anyway here is Muller on the controversy and its...not good:

Like Neuer wasn't enough, now Thomas #Müller talks about Mesut #Özil's Germany exit, saying "no one" can say there's racism in sports (!), and that the poor DFB just wanted to restore calmness.

Bayern Munich, officially the white men of German football in more ways than one. pic.twitter.com/XGpLX52kGI

— Felix Tamsut (@ftamsut) August 3, 2018