Make a Song Title More Reasonable

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

Bad To The Skin

Beerdrops on My Guitar

Smoking Pun

similarly, Happiness is a Warm Bun

Why Did We Do It In The Road?

(that's been going round my head for upwards of 20 years, no idea where it's from and Google is no help)

She Came In Through the Screened-In Porch

Take This Job and Offer It To Someone Else in Two Weeks

The Night They Drove to Winn Dixie

My Heartburn Will Go On

(that's been going round my head for upwards of 20 years, no idea where it's from and Google is no help)

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, June 13, 2018 5:52 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe there is a lyric poster for this song that takes the first/only verse and spins it into a cartoon: "Why did they do it in the road" and so on.

3:19

Solar Powered Youth

I Think We Are In The Presence of a Single Disinterested Chaperone Now

first cut is the cheapest

Black Calf

Every Emoji Tells a Story

Never Mind, I Found What I Was Looking For

Red Hill Dining Town

Abba – Waterlavvy
The Smiths – Heaven Knows Les Miserables Now
Joe Jackson – Is She Really Going Out on a Rainy Night Like This?
John Cale – (I Keep a) Coach Watch (on This Wrist of Mine)
John Cale – Hanky Panky Fuck Yeah
John Lennon – Veggies Add the Vigor to the World
John Mellencamp – Brain to the Scarecrow
Joni Mitchell – Figuratively, You Turn Me On I’m a Radio
Joy Division – Love Will Bear Us a Child
Kate Bush – Mother Has a Sit Down and a Nice Cup of Tea for Comfort
Kate Bush – The Man with the Contacts in His Eyes
Kate Bush – Those Overweight People
King Crimson – Man with an Open Beer
Larry Williams/The Beatles – Stable Miss Mabel
LCD Soundsystem – Dick York, I Love You But You’re Dead, Here’s Dick Sargent

Knockin’ on Kevin’s Door

Mandolin Breeze

Highway to Helena, MT

It's a Long Way To The Top (If You Opt to Take the Stairs)

Trucking

Non-Alcoholic Beverages in the Material World

This note's for you, and you and you...

Loosely Affixed to Your Finger

Hey Man Nice Shop

Led Zeppelin - 'Over One Hill is Far Enough'

Marc Cohn - 'Riding a Rascal Through Memphis'

Meat Loaf - 'I Won't Do Many Things for Love (But I Might Do That)'

Werewolves of Cardiff

Boogie On, Neo-Ska Woman

Tanned Right Hand

I'll Be Your Adult Baby Tonight

(Well, we don't have a thread called "Make a Song Title More Fetishy")

Don't Go Home With Your Hat On

'Lager On The Dancefloor' - Sophie Ellis Bextor

'Pour Some Splenda On Me' - Def Leppard

Bringin' On The Eyeroll - Def Leppard

A Totally Understandable Interest in the Mood-Setting Capabilities of Candlelight, Def Leppard

Happy Christmas (the Nonstop Pursuit of Horrific Total War Might Be Temporarily Abated in some Places), John & Yoko / Platic Ono Band

Happy Xmas (“Avengers: Infinity War” Is Over)

Wings - '(Simply Having) An Adequate Christmas Time'

Pathetically, every time this thread gets revived I have to go back and read all my past submissions and laugh at my own jokes.

But c'mon, Neil Young - "Cortez the Jolly Good Fellow" is fucking funny.

Wings covering the song wouldn't make it more reasonable.

leopard skin pill box socks

Cher - 'If I Could Turn Back Time I'd Shoot Hitler'

Toploader - 'Beating Up The Singer From Toploader In The Moonlight'

Meatloaf - 'One Out Of Three Is Satisfactory'

i immed think "one out of three is way above the mendoza line"