Biting the nails off is less stress than clippers tho
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:39 (five years ago) link
alternate take: let them nails grow so they can defend themselves against vicious and selfish babies at daycares
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:04 (five years ago) link
congrats and best wishes, you'll have so much fun
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
the cumulative pain I have suffered from my baby's nails honestly rivals childbirth. cut them, OFTEN
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
ok maybe not honestly, but those things are like teeny razors slashing and grabbing and holding tight
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
Oh god the fingernails
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
while waving my arms around wildly in my first few months on the planet my insufficiently trimmed fingernail scratched my dad's eyeball and he had to go to hospital. a lesson for you all.
― ogmor, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link
my friend also has a scratched eyeball from her kid!
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link
anticipation!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
The worst is when their fingers go up your nose. Best wishes, bizarro!
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link
no longer on the knocked up rollcallour daughter is here and she’s pretty fkn cute tbh
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:41 (five years ago) link
also her fingernails are a) long and b) very sharp
a+
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
wooooooooooooooo
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 15 June 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link
congrats!
― call all destroyer, Friday, 15 June 2018 00:22 (five years ago) link
Way to go bg
― Simon H., Friday, 15 June 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link
bizarro! congratulations :)
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 June 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link
Great news. Have the kitties met her yet?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 15 June 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link
congratulations!!!
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 June 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
bg congratulations!!!
― marcos, Friday, 15 June 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link
Yay!!!!! Congrats, BG!!!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 15 June 2018 04:00 (five years ago) link
congratulations and welcome to babby gazzara!
― estela, Friday, 15 June 2018 05:00 (five years ago) link
congrats to you & the lady gazzarawelcome babby, RIP yr eyeballs
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link
Top work
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 June 2018 05:18 (five years ago) link
Congrats my man!
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 June 2018 06:39 (five years ago) link
:D welcome baba gazzara
― ogmor, Friday, 15 June 2018 08:13 (five years ago) link
thanks everyone! delivery was pretty intense but my wife was a champ. there were stitches and blood loss and so it might be a few days before they can come home - will be going to visit them in a couple of hours and hopefully we’ll have a clearer idea of the timeline soon. i expect the kitty reaction might be equally intense - might be more nervous about that than anything else tbh
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 June 2018 08:17 (five years ago) link
GOOD WORK GUYS
― Smolov pupper (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 June 2018 11:26 (five years ago) link
― kinder, Friday, 15 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link