Try Glasnow More: The 2018 Pittsburgh Pirates

three errors in the first inning = five unearned runs = never reaching .500 again

pirates attendance down 27.5% from last year

http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/pirates/2018/06/29/pirates-attendance-down-2018-mlb-frank-coonelly-neal-huntington/stories/201807010059

in two games at known launching pad dodger stadium, the pirates have been outscored 25-4 and outhomered 10-2

played five games in july

allowed 53 runs

well look who's over .500

at least we don't have to worry about the team making bad trades in an effort to compete, because lol

passed St Louis!

thread title sadly out of date : /

the chris archer era has not begun well, but unless he's completely terrible i think he'll fill the role of everyone's favorite pirate since the jettisoning of cutch

Gerrit Cole games with 20+ swing & misses by season
2018: 7
2017: 0
2016: 0
2015: 0
2014: 0

— Daren Willman (@darenw) August 16, 2018

ahh, back under .500, good job everyone

the most average sports team in modern history?

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/we-checked-50-years-of-sports-history-to-find-the-team-that-stands-out-the-least/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm1suvvXcAAGp-D.jpg:small

TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY ROYALS

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/8/17/1/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3260-1376716493-12.gif

supposedly they're considering calling up kang for their final series

what a tremendous idea, kudos