Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

his Short History of Power is 160 pages long. Maybe read it for a hate laugh? No No No No No, not a good idea!

I feel like him and Tristam Hunt have much History bantz together, despite their obvious political polarity.

What, as in "That's you that is..."

probably, but pointing at pictures of their own parents and cousins or cousins fucked by other cousins and so on - ad infinitum!

That Paul Dacre profanity filter story is on Page 9 of this week's Private Eye. Props to Mark G for the nudge.

awesome!

Buying a copy later on.

Me too!

gtf in there, mike!

Ha, that's great Mike!

Thanks, I'm well chuffed. I meant to submit that story years ago, but the timing was suddenly perfect.

amazing, props!

just read the story in private eye now - nice work mike!

The Daily Mail is good now!

didn't realise Dacre had gone tbh but fuck the Mail

it's one of David Cameron and Boris Johnson's Eton contemporaries Geordie Greig at the helm now, so you can be sure that a pivot towards socialism will now happen

as if some posh cunt is called Geordie!

affectionate public school nickname because he visited somewhere north of Sandringham once

While Dacre was known for retreating to his Scottish Highlands estate, former Tatler editor Greig prepared for the job by taking a holiday in Zimbabwe, which is being written up for the society magazine by his son Jasper – recently appointed as Tatler’s London editor.
The Old Etonian, who has taken fellow Old Etonian Tobyn Andreae with him to be deputy editor, is happy to be photographed at celebrity parties and mixes in the same circles as the Rothermeres...

Seriously, it's like the last hundred years never happened.

the last hundred years didn't happen for the rich iirc

https://i.redd.it/1i8g8gz7uf941.jpg

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/320/cpsprodpb/17504/production/_111229459_dm-frontpage-12march2020.jpg

"Cheltenham and Diabetes Pullouts" is all-time

Notice anything about the children the Daily Mail "edited out", in its attack on Educators today? pic.twitter.com/nnaWVbDFNL

— Daniel Kebede (@DanielKebedeNEU) May 15, 2020

two black schoolchildren given the Yezhov cut for the cover.

I suspect that only one of these photos will be in tomorrow’s Daily Mail. pic.twitter.com/nqrjwOA5Z1

— Francis Wheen (@FrancisWheen) July 2, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqZrViYW8AAghJg?format=jpg&name=medium

twin peaks. Oh yes I almost forgot the current Mail editor is a friend of the soon to be convicted (or murdered lol) paedo on the cover

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsIHG1jXcAAFJfM?format=jpg&name=large

also see: Why I hate this country distilled into one edition.

how to avoid giving the DM ad clicks for when you need a rage read session

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/textbased/channel-1/index.html

Hope the cunts go bankrupt

Prince Harry, Sir Elton John, David Furnish, Elizabeth Hurley, Sadie Frost and Baroness Doreen Lawrence have launched a legal action against Associated Newspapers, publishers of The Daily Mail, The Mail on Sunday and the Mail Online.

— Daniel Sandford (@BBCDanielS) October 6, 2022

Hamlins LLP said the "unlawful acts alleged to have taken place include:
1) The hiring of private investigators to secretly place listening devices inside people’s cars and homes

— Daniel Sandford (@BBCDanielS) October 6, 2022

2) The commissioning of individuals to surreptitiously listen into and record people’s live, private telephone calls whilst they were taking place
3) The payment of police officials, with corrupt links to private investigators, for inside, sensitive information

— Daniel Sandford (@BBCDanielS) October 6, 2022

has Doreen Lawrence ever commented on the Daily Mail's "murderers" front page? Not that it makes a difference either way to these scumbags being scumbags, but I've always thought it very strange how it was the Daily Mail who took the biggest risk around the case.

The Mail became interested when it transpired that Neville Lawrence had worked for the Dacres as a handyman.

A reminder that the Daily Mail was about to do a hit job on the Lawrences then Neville who had done plastering work at editor Paul Dacre’s house rang him up & said it was his son and could he help & Dacre was reminded of their humanity https://t.co/iSSrp8agAR

— MARCUS. 🇧🇧🏳️‍🌈 (@marcusjdl) October 6, 2022

I didn't know the Mail was about to go after the Lawrence family (not exactly surprising).

I knew about the Dacre connection but imagined they were just ignoring the story, rather than planning a hit-piece