important baseball tweets

ha ha ha

Giants fans should be really excited with Bumgarner back. Now guys like Samardzija, Cueto, can drop the load on their big horse

— Pedro Martinez (@45PedroMartinez) June 6, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/RYADfsJ.png

I have never taken a selfie in my life🤣😂so here it is, happy #NationalSelfieDay everyone!! Let’s see yours,,,BE BLESS!!🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/pWkswOkAWF

— Bengie Molina (@BengieMolina1) June 21, 2018

great selfie

I look at the first 10 digits of line scores in case one forms a phone number. I found one this year, I can’t tell you the game, that would be intrusive. I called the number, and a guy answered! I hung up without speaking. What was I going to say, your number is a line score?

— Tim Kurkjian (@Kurkjian_ESPN) June 27, 2018

there's a lot of downtime in baseball

Happy 4th you filthy animals pic.twitter.com/xpteIuqTV4

— Joe Kelly Jr. (@JosephKellyJr) July 4, 2018

This is the face of toxic masculinity pic.twitter.com/rhIL6SIW3g

— Mina (@maddc8) July 11, 2018

Some players have racist and offensive old tweets and then there's Lucas Giolito. 😂 pic.twitter.com/tLhoLdNR1N

— Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike) July 18, 2018

pic.twitter.com/zJkYwLYSUq

— Name cannot be blank (@BryonHull) July 22, 2018

follow-up to that: https://deadspin.com/sounds-like-everyone-should-lay-off-that-cubs-fan-who-1827798042

this man wasn't a baseball thief - he actually runs a local charity dedicated to giving away baseballs to the most deserving children in the tri-state area!

but good on him. honestly, i occasionally work in the camera pit at baseball games and have witnessed some of the most pathetic behavior possible re: adults wanting baseballs, so the clip (as it appeared on the surface) didn't surprise me

Brewers acquire Joakim Soria @SenFeinstein 1st

— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) July 26, 2018

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjH4kcqV4AE2Q9X.jpg

hoo boy

well, there are three Twitter teenagers exposed... surely that's the end of it

Please stop digging through my tweets. I’ve already deleted all my tweets about liking pineapple pizza. Thx.

— Trevor Williams (@MeLlamoTrevor) July 30, 2018

"As The Washington Post notes, fan rivalries may have played a role in the revelations about Newcomb and Turner, whose Braves and Nationals compete in the same division. The newspaper observes that the past tweets were dug up by Twitter accounts apparently run by fans of the opposing clubs"

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/30/633933951/offensive-tweets-remind-major-leaguers-that-on-social-media-the-past-is-never-pa

oppo dump c/d?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2018/07/30/sean-doolittle-theres-no-place-for-racism-insensitive-language-or-even-casual-homophobia/

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

— Justin Klugh (@justin_klugh) October 28, 2015

Sports Twitter canon

I'm sure you're all familiar

https://www.theawl.com/2017/08/five-years-of-crab-rangoon/

Don't try to lecture Mike Clevinger on his long hair. He'll roast you.

We've got your Twitter beef recap ➡️ https://t.co/g7OPNEw4fX pic.twitter.com/QHnipZgNdB

— Yahoo Sports MLB (@MLByahoosports) August 20, 2018

169 actually. Official distance.

— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 17, 2018

We see that the time honored tradition of @Indians rehabs affecting the @EasternLeague playoffs is continuing this year. #TravisHafner2008 https://t.co/NirueuvzJA

— Bowie Baysox (@BowieBaysox) September 6, 2018

Well, when you guys make the playoffs, we're sure the @Orioles will have some MLB-quality players to send out on rehab. #2035 https://t.co/C0YpmOlrOP

— Akron RubberDucks (@AkronRubberDuck) September 6, 2018

ethered

I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018

On this day 46 years ago the American League adopted the designated hitter rule. The age of strategy was gone; that of sophisters, economists, and calculators had succeeded; and the glory of baseball was extinguished forever.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 11, 2019

most anyone else and I could detect snark

"Whit Merrifield has one of the best social media accounts in the game" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rB8slfkZJ9

— Scott Walker's Bald Spot (@TacoAffcionado) January 28, 2019

If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.

No, we're not warm yet.
Yes, we will do it. pic.twitter.com/aiykd0UpQV

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 30, 2019

if they get 2 million retweets, they'll rename the team?

pokemon that have the same hair as major league players, a thread:

— Shanna Shi (@shanna_shi) January 30, 2019

watching professionla sports teams interact w ewach other in the thread under that cleveland tweet is deeply ufcked up, like, it just hit me really viscerally hard right now how insane a bunch of poorly paid 20 somethings more or less professionally roleplaying a billion dollar organization online is (esp when the org can get in trouble if they do it wrong)

also lol that pokemon thread rules

also leave clint frazier alone, he's on smoko

#ExposBowl Update - End of 1st QTR
🏈 1995 Expos Draft Pick: 0
⚾️ Expos Catcher Jerry Goff’s Son: 0#SBLIII

— Montreal Expos ⚾️ #Expos50 (@Montreal_Expos) February 4, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy0X8XuXgAUPJ-s.jpg:small

The #rays Kevin Cash says they plan on three starters and two days with an opener.

— Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz) February 12, 2019

is opener what we are calling them now? confusing since that's also uhh what we call a game in march

https://www.instagram.com/jarrieta49/p/BucFApIgeDd/

@Morbs

right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD

Herbs, ranked:

1. Tarragon
2. Chive
3. Dill
4. Cilantro
5. Thai basil
6. Marjoram
7. Mint
8. Bay leaf
9. Thyme
10. Rosemary

— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019

I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.

sage advice

Umpire cam.

MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh

— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019

damn that's cool!

that's like a real life the show game