Clinton/Lieberman is what I've heard. The slogan will be 'Told you so you fucking idiots, now what are you going to do?' although Clinton worries it's too long.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 3 June 2018 11:49 (five years ago) link
i hear clinton is pushing for "We Don't Care About You" as a slogan. i don't know, could work, has that "refreshing honesty" thing going for it
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 June 2018 12:47 (five years ago) link
Only one president in the last thirty years has lost re-election
Weirdly, we've somehow had two presidents in the last 30 years lose election!
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link
also, her plan to conduct her entire campaign on twitter is really playing to her strengths
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 June 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link
i've seen the democrats' 2020 draft platform, and it's a winner. it's got a twelve pages explaining thoroughly why george soros was not the architect of the holocaust. also a picture of obama's birth certificate. it's a slam dunk! they can't lose!
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 June 2018 12:57 (five years ago) link
Here's an idea: what if the Democrats sneakily made peace with the North Koreans first! Then when Trump gets there they'd be all, sorry, we already made a peace treaty, you're too late. Then Trump would just sort of scratch his head and take credit, and the Dems will suddenly leap out of the Oval Office closet and yell, "it was us, we did it! We made the peace!" Trump will have a heart attack and die, everyone will love the Dems, and then they get the White House and mint a bunch of "in your face" challenge coins and give one to everyone (they can arrange them to be good for a free item off of McDonald's dollar menu, which will now include the McRib and the Shamrock Shake year-round) and people will love them forever and then they can officially and formally outlaw racism forever and fix the roads.
And then they'll lose the election the next time for outlawing racism and fixing the roads, because fuck you, I won't do what you tell me to, I want someone who tells it like it is, not someone who fixes things and outlaws racism.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2018 13:04 (five years ago) link
also, i'm told by reliable sources, by which i mean the same people who keep telling me about the "pee tape", that clinton has already drafted her entire cabinet and will announce it at the same time she announces her candidacy. she believes this will show her strong work ethic, initiative, and her commitment to transparency. henry kissinger is going to make a great secretary of state!
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 June 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link
*drums fingers impatiently on table*
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 June 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link
https://media1.giphy.com/media/fpdql5AgW7ziM/480w_s.jpg
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Sunday, 3 June 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link
this thread is off to a dull start, if i'm honest
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 June 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link
Exciting Ghouliani soundbite this morning!
"The president has no plans to pardon himself. Doesn't mean he can't!"
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 June 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
There are lots of things the president can go do to himself afaic.
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Sunday, 3 June 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
Doesn't mean he won't!
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link
I don’t want Biden to be the nominee either but what’s the basis for “he’ll appoint people like Scott Pruitt”?
― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Sunday, 3 June 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link
That’s meant to be a joke.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 3 June 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link
Oh jeeeze. Yeah obviously now that I reread it. Sorry folks.
― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Sunday, 3 June 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link
Melania not traveling to G7 next week, and not traveling to Singapore mid-June. Pretty strange, whatever is going on.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link
Or not strange at all if you figure she’s a rational person with the means to hire her own lawyers and has decided to GTFO while GTFOin’ is good, before the gasoline-soaked bag of manure she married catches fire.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 June 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link
idk why people assume she's any better than / "above" her husband considering she pushed birtherism publicly
― Simon H., Sunday, 3 June 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link
I just assume she’d prefer to have some money left over. Separating now is a good risk management decision for her and Barron.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 June 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link
She's not going to leave. She went on TV and defended him over grab-em-by-the-pussy! They already lead completely separate lives anyway, so what would be the point.
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 3 June 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
and featuring pat nixon as martha mitchell
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 June 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link
the only reason I hope she's not secretly dying is because it might give his poll numbers a sympathy boost
― Simon H., Monday, 4 June 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link
speaking of which
President Trump has 2nd highest "own party" job approval rating since World War II at day ~500, only behind Bush43 (after 9/11) (Source: Gallup) pic.twitter.com/cNhEAjMObO— Bruce Mehlman (@bpmehlman) June 3, 2018
― Simon H., Monday, 4 June 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link
that's not so surprising given how much his party is shrinking/reshaping to where affiliation is congruent and coterminous with "approves of donald trump"
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 June 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link
yes, though it further proves that "never Trump" republicans truly have no constituency
― Simon H., Monday, 4 June 2018 01:18 (five years ago) link
now show the graph of increasing partisan polarization
― j., Monday, 4 June 2018 01:40 (five years ago) link
Or the graph of increasing amy poehlerization
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 June 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link
or the pie chart of increasing your momification
― you bet, nancy (map), Monday, 4 June 2018 04:00 (five years ago) link
Or the point on the graph that points out that pointing out the lack of a constituency for anti-Trump Republicans is worth anyone’s time in the back half of 2018, as if that was an insight
― El Tomboto, Monday, 4 June 2018 05:00 (five years ago) link
Elected Republicans: they don’t seem to have much in the way of principles! Film at fuck yourself
― El Tomboto, Monday, 4 June 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link
that's not so surprising given how much his party is shrinking/reshaping to where affiliation is congruent and coterminous with "approves of donald trump"― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 June 2018 01:05 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 June 2018 01:05 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/wMPv8.jpg
People need to see this movie. (It's not quite the laff/riot "sequel to The Producers" it looks like, btw)
― Mark G, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link
(Actually, that laff/riot reference was to a poster of the same file I didn't post, so ..)
― Mark G, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:48 (five years ago) link
More famously a play (which I've seen)
― imago, Monday, 4 June 2018 09:50 (five years ago) link
yeah the film is kinda crap
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 June 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link
As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? In the meantime, the never ending Witch Hunt, led by 13 very Angry and Conflicted Democrats (& others) continues into the mid-terms!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2018
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link
hmmm
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link
I don't think Cohen and Giuliani count as either numerous or legal scholars, but okay dude.
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link
come for Melania gossip, stay for the Tiffany shade. from nymag:
This weekend she skipped a family trip to Camp David (which even Tiffany attended).
― evol j, Monday, 4 June 2018 13:23 (five years ago) link
Wondering at what point even the hardcore 'who cares about Melania'-ers will begin to admit that this is strange.
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link
It's strange but the simplest reason for it is probably the most likely - she doesn't want anything to do with being flotus when the potus defends his porn fling.
― BrianB, Monday, 4 June 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link
isn't the simplest explanation still being under the knife?
― Simon H., Monday, 4 June 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link
I mean, yeah, it's probably nothing more complicated than a separation. I just wonder how far down the 'everything is fine and I am fine and I love being flotus' robo-tweet rabbit hole it's going to get before the truth finally comes out.
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link
i don't see what's strange about the first lady saying, in essence, "fuck this i quit".
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link
I don't see what's strange about us saying, "Who gives a shit?"
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link
^^^
― Simon H., Monday, 4 June 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link
personally i both give a shit in the sense that bad things (in this case, one assumes, some kind of marital rift) happening to the trumps is endlessly rewarding, but also do not give a shit in the sense that it will doubtless do no damage to trump's standing in the eyes of his supporters and does nothing to further any effort at advancing effective opposition to his administration
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 June 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link
well, amusing rather than rewarding, i should say
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)
true, we need to get this thread back to important and productive discussio....
hahahahahaha no i can't do it
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, 4 June 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link
I give a shit to the extent that Melania goes directly to Mueller and says 'let me tell u everything I know about the scrotal sac I am married to'.
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 June 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link