US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

oh jesus christ is nothing sacred

just to satisfy Tom, as with W, he'll win a pop majority next time

hell Biden could be the new Kerry

honestly if Biden somehow ran and won it might do even more harm in the long run don't @ me

You guys are fucking morons

hahahahahaha te amo tomboto

(FWIW I don't think even the Dem establishment is dumb enough to run Biden anyway)

well, unlike Simon or the Eagles, i don't believe in a long run

Simon.....how?

if it's too early to say, why on earth are you spending your valuable headspace speculating about what might or might not happen in 2020?

― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, June 2, 2018 5:27 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im twisted

The guys online I get all my news filtered though said that Dems are running midterm campaigns based exclusively on (get this) “Russia hysteria and Hamilton references” now clearly they have not learned the lessons that I have learned from 2016.

You know what Keynes said about the long run

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silby v otm

Only one president in the last thirty years has lost re-election

So, one in four.

One in five, surely :)

honestly if Biden somehow ran and won it might do even more harm in the long run don't @ me

― Simon H., Saturday, June 2, 2018 9:59 PM

otm. Biden will appoint SCOTUS justices and federal judges that believe in limiting class action law suits and reproductive rights. He'll sign dangerous executive orders that will allow administrators to bypass Obama federal regulations, and appoint Cabinet secretaries like Scott Pruitt. We gotta stop this dreadful thing from happening.

No, wait, you're right! God dammit, it's supposed to be 'one president in thirty-eight years'

personally i don't see how the democrats will ever unseat trump if they stick to their sinister conspiracy to run a manchin/lieberman ticket in 2020

Would thi8nk that anything that might go towards making possible Democratic voters stay home was a positive for teh Republicans and therefore something to be avoided.
Hoping that the pattern from elections throughout the year so far might carry over to the mid terms but think they do need more fo a reason to vote for Democrats rather than vote against Republicans because just abstaining is a factor that seems to have contributed heavily to 2016.

Clinton/Lieberman is what I've heard. The slogan will be 'Told you so you fucking idiots, now what are you going to do?' although Clinton worries it's too long.

i hear clinton is pushing for "We Don't Care About You" as a slogan. i don't know, could work, has that "refreshing honesty" thing going for it

Only one president in the last thirty years has lost re-election

Weirdly, we've somehow had two presidents in the last 30 years lose election!

also, her plan to conduct her entire campaign on twitter is really playing to her strengths

i've seen the democrats' 2020 draft platform, and it's a winner. it's got a twelve pages explaining thoroughly why george soros was not the architect of the holocaust. also a picture of obama's birth certificate. it's a slam dunk! they can't lose!

Here's an idea: what if the Democrats sneakily made peace with the North Koreans first! Then when Trump gets there they'd be all, sorry, we already made a peace treaty, you're too late. Then Trump would just sort of scratch his head and take credit, and the Dems will suddenly leap out of the Oval Office closet and yell, "it was us, we did it! We made the peace!" Trump will have a heart attack and die, everyone will love the Dems, and then they get the White House and mint a bunch of "in your face" challenge coins and give one to everyone (they can arrange them to be good for a free item off of McDonald's dollar menu, which will now include the McRib and the Shamrock Shake year-round) and people will love them forever and then they can officially and formally outlaw racism forever and fix the roads.

And then they'll lose the election the next time for outlawing racism and fixing the roads, because fuck you, I won't do what you tell me to, I want someone who tells it like it is, not someone who fixes things and outlaws racism.

also, i'm told by reliable sources, by which i mean the same people who keep telling me about the "pee tape", that clinton has already drafted her entire cabinet and will announce it at the same time she announces her candidacy. she believes this will show her strong work ethic, initiative, and her commitment to transparency. henry kissinger is going to make a great secretary of state!

*drums fingers impatiently on table*

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this thread is off to a dull start, if i'm honest

Exciting Ghouliani soundbite this morning!

"The president has no plans to pardon himself. Doesn't mean he can't!"

There are lots of things the president can go do to himself afaic.

Doesn't mean he won't!

I don’t want Biden to be the nominee either but what’s the basis for “he’ll appoint people like Scott Pruitt”?

That’s meant to be a joke.

Oh jeeeze. Yeah obviously now that I reread it. Sorry folks.

Melania not traveling to G7 next week, and not traveling to Singapore mid-June. Pretty strange, whatever is going on.

Or not strange at all if you figure she’s a rational person with the means to hire her own lawyers and has decided to GTFO while GTFOin’ is good, before the gasoline-soaked bag of manure she married catches fire.

idk why people assume she's any better than / "above" her husband considering she pushed birtherism publicly

I just assume she’d prefer to have some money left over. Separating now is a good risk management decision for her and Barron.

She's not going to leave. She went on TV and defended him over grab-em-by-the-pussy! They already lead completely separate lives anyway, so what would be the point.

and featuring pat nixon as martha mitchell

the only reason I hope she's not secretly dying is because it might give his poll numbers a sympathy boost

speaking of which

President Trump has 2nd highest "own party" job approval rating since World War II at day ~500, only behind Bush43 (after 9/11) (Source: Gallup) pic.twitter.com/cNhEAjMObO

— Bruce Mehlman (@bpmehlman) June 3, 2018

that's not so surprising given how much his party is shrinking/reshaping to where affiliation is congruent and coterminous with "approves of donald trump"

yes, though it further proves that "never Trump" republicans truly have no constituency

now show the graph of increasing partisan polarization

Or the graph of increasing amy poehlerization

or the pie chart of increasing your momification

Or the point on the graph that points out that pointing out the lack of a constituency for anti-Trump Republicans is worth anyone’s time in the back half of 2018, as if that was an insight

Elected Republicans: they don’t seem to have much in the way of principles! Film at fuck yourself