Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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True. It is a cover of a Jamaican song, of course!

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 June 2018 07:07 (five years ago) link

haha

synonym toast crunch (Ross), Saturday, 2 June 2018 08:11 (five years ago) link

Rudeboy Giuliani

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Saturday, 2 June 2018 09:54 (five years ago) link

Rudeboy and the dweebs

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 2 June 2018 12:22 (five years ago) link

That Minnie Riperton's daughter is Maya Rudolph, whom she addresses at the end of Lovin' You ("Maya, Maya, Maya").

Alba, Saturday, 2 June 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

yes! I think I learned that via pop up video

flappy bird, Saturday, 2 June 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

The specials yeah but also the clash.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 2 June 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

lol I was thinking about a certain clash song after reading comments about the word “feckless” on ilx this week

mh, Saturday, 2 June 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

wait

ye were focusing on feckless

lolz

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 June 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

what did ye decide out of prurient interest

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 June 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

rudy. probably could fail

mh, Saturday, 2 June 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

I also thought about it immediately because of the “feckless” convo.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 3 June 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link

I knew it!!

mh, Sunday, 3 June 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link

I was going to make a Rancid joke, but then I remembered that song was called "Ruby Soho".

pplains, Sunday, 3 June 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

Ruboy

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 June 2018 01:22 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure if this is a "wha?" or a "how could you not know?".

My partner (Canadian) and I (British) were talking about hypothetical dog names for our hypothetical dog, and I suggested Toby after the dog in A Study in Scarlet, and then she told me Toby was a racist slave name, but she couldn't remember why. Is this a thing? All I could find online was a dialogue reference from Eastbound and Down, and, more pertinitently, that Toby was Levar B's slave name in Roots (I haven't seen it). Anyway - Toby: yes or monstrous?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

nothing other than Roots comes to mind

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 4 June 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

Toby was the dog in the Great Mouse Detective. "Toby, sic 'em!" or some such thing.

how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

my friends' dog is called Toby. as far as I know they're not racists

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Monday, 4 June 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

Mr Punch's dog is called Toby

koogs, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

I think of Toby jugs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toby_Jug), a Shakespearean character, Toby Keith, and a nickname for Tobias before I get to slave names.

emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 June 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

that is the question

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, 4 June 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

my grandparents had a dog named Toby

mh, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

dammit Darragh I was just about to post a Toby or not Toby quip

emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 June 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

look i hadnt all day and god forbid it was let slip yknow

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

My cousin, who is AA, named her son Tobias. Don't know if that disproves anything, but I think this theory is dubious at best.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link

"People hear the name Tobias and they think 'big black guy'"

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

t/s Tobias from Arrested Development vs Tobias from Animorphs

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

the word holiday comes from "holy day"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

god forbid it was let slip

Arf.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 04:47 (five years ago) link

Just today realized that the first moon landing, Chappaquiddick, the Tate-LaBianca murders, and Woodstock all occurred within the span of a few weeks.

This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 June 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

Yeah I learned about Chappaquidick & the moon landing today too

flappy bird, Thursday, 7 June 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

That there is actually a musical instrument called jingle bells.

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Saturday, 9 June 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link

Disgust and distaste are pretty much the same word, etymologically speaking.

emotional support legume (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 June 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

I love how redundant and fucked up English is that way

“Manufactured” just means “hand-made”!

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 9 June 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

how deadly hippos can be

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

I've only realized in the last few months that with the exception of steaks, maybe, you really don't need a knife for eating.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Lettuce

Alba, Saturday, 9 June 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

peas

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

foetii

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

Celebrating Saturday, I see.

This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

life begins at dinner

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

the fool playing chess with Brian Glover in The Slaughtered Lamb is Rik Mayall.

calzino, Saturday, 9 June 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

I am watching the Thor movies for the first time tonight. I am shocked. This shit takes place in space? That is a a disappointing copout.

Yerac, Sunday, 10 June 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link

It doesn't, though? Those aren't the same stars (or if they are then someone in the art department has massively fucked up)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 10 June 2018 06:31 (five years ago) link

everything takes place in space tbf

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Sunday, 10 June 2018 06:58 (five years ago) link

woah

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 June 2018 07:20 (five years ago) link

“Manufactured” just means “hand-made”!

and artefact means "made by craft", which leads it to have two weirdly different meanings:
- a precious object made by skilled craftsmanship, e.g. a museum artefact
- an unintended junk byproduct of the production process, e.g. a jpeg artefact

(it also has two valid spellings but not sure it gets any less confusing to spell the two meanings differently)

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 10 June 2018 09:24 (five years ago) link

That there’s prize money for winning the World Cup. $38 million for this year’s winner, $28million for runner up etc...

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 10 June 2018 12:00 (five years ago) link

don't think i've ever thought about it!

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 June 2018 12:02 (five years ago) link


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