"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin"
lol this is forever in my head
― two cool rock chicks pounding la croix (circa1916), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
i love the voice he uses in the second call here. i got a big meetin' tamarrruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXPBitB2rY
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
listening to the early calls today. his voice was so different and young and innocent. its cute.
― kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link
yeah doesn't even sound like the same person to me. he went from a 20 year old kid to a 50 year old man overnight
― frogbs, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
There’s nothin to deny young man
― Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link
His early stuff he was like 16 I think! Which makes me think of the Super Nintendo sketch where he’s like “I used to think I wouldn’t make it past 23 ... and now I’m a 70 year old man”
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
this has LPC vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le0me6my4B8
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link
lmao totally
"yeah little shots of coffee, somethin' nice and dark"
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link
been re-listening to all my Orb albums lately and suddenly I hear "do you mind if I maneuver your donuts?"
actually the second LPC sample I've indentified on an Orb album. there are probably more.
― frogbs, Friday, 10 August 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
Oh cool
Tear production never fails to make me roll laughing
― grandaddy of all liars (Ross), Friday, 10 August 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link
I NEED A BROOM
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link
My friend swore he got a call from him today — !
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 03:35 (five years ago) link
maybe it was Bill Murray?
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Thursday, 3 January 2019 05:40 (five years ago) link
Caller identified himself as “roger”, a neighbor; encouraged my friend to clean up garbage amid whooshing and echoing sounds
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link
Sounds about right
― flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 02:26 (five years ago) link
the documentary is screening here in may, psyched
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
For those already not in the know he’s doing text pranks on the insta account “uneasy sleeper.” Learn about puffios.
― Deverly (Bangelo), Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link
The uneasy sleeper stuff is great but I thought it was a producer of the film (David Hall) and not Longmont himself.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/longmont-potion-castle-the-official-film#/
― gman59, Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link
Ahhh that makes more sense thanks
― Deverly (Bangelo), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link
this makes me cry laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJDRZP6bVY
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 12 April 2019 04:10 (five years ago) link
trip triple check
― billstevejim, Friday, 12 April 2019 05:02 (five years ago) link
you're gonna be talkin' to my foot after i fix it in your cheek
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 05:34 (four years ago) link
So has anyone seen the documentary yet? Is it mostly admirers speaking of their admiration, or is there more to it?
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link
The trailer didnt make it seem like it had much going for it, tbh
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^ This is fucking hysterical
― One Eye Open, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
a friend of mine went to the premiere in NYC. said the doc is good not great, the first half apparently is mostly talking head interviews with random bands being like "i love his shit" and then the second half they meet up with LPC and he shows them around Denver, points out places he calls frequently.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
This is the tortilla herder.
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:55 (four years ago) link
I could come down and play you a Whole Lotta Love but it's gonna sound like a Whole Lotta Nothin' because this thing is fouled up
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
What the hell's an antelope wad?
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
can you make some wasp jerky for me
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumfSC80QOE
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
The little moments when he's talking or making noises to himself before the other person picks up always get me
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
"Hi, this is Jebediah with Motor-Rooter"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 August 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
lol i love the bit taken from the live appearance
― Vape Store (crüt), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:05 (four years ago) link
its not really funny per se but "Peacock" is one of my favorite Longmont bits, must've taken forever to put that all together
― frogbs, Monday, 26 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
Yeah agreed, a real high point for him, truly inspired
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 26 August 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
LPC "Official Longbox Discography" Complete Box Set out now! 40 CDs + 1 DVD + Liner Notes Book + Poster + 5 Pins. Very limited! https://t.co/XBUVv9SUXP pic.twitter.com/f8Mep565pJ— LongmontPotionCastle (@LongmontPotion) November 1, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
pretty interesting!https://www.thedoe.com/articles/the-first-longmont-potion-castle-album
― tylerw, Monday, 20 January 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
that's amazing
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 20 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
Yeah wow what a story
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 20 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
apparently he's answering Qs on twitter:
Fans! Have a burning question for @LongmontPotion? Leave one below and the man, himself, just may answer it. 👇#longmontpotioncastle— The Doe (@wearethedoe) January 20, 2020
― tylerw, Monday, 20 January 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link
That story is wild.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 08:08 (four years ago) link
new one tomorrow
― frogbs, Sunday, 9 February 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
can't believe this went unreleased. i'm fuckin dying here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr49txvlke4
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link
yes, just what i needed
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link
that is the best
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link
What's the frickin subtotal up there, cap?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link
I got no total
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
omg that sampled laughter
the longmont "... or?" has infiltrated my own speech
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link
10 pounds of soda
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNa8jy9jZ5k
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link