ban sex
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
Ban cameras.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link
I was mesmerized by the WTC pic and now I'm just mesmerized by that lady's belt situation.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
Haha. I only now noticed the WTC.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX1s5-txmk
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link
https://d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/2049799/original_e3c917b91b30d594cb9c12d09262e0c0.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
The straights are at it again
― devops mom (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlyznE7eVo
― pplains, Monday, 23 July 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
All that and I still don't know what kind of babby it is!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 23 July 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
So focused on the dogs' reaction, I didn't even see what the reveal was.
We’re having a baby daughter!!! Crys and I are so excited and can’t wait to meet you Cookie Dough! 🤰🏻🍪 #GodIsGreat #Family #DadTime pic.twitter.com/XtLVS1wJqy— Austin Cook (@austincookgolf) August 20, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 20 August 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
Trying to work out where exactly the "reveal" was there, but guessing this is probably a colour vision problem on my part.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.thedailybeast.com/border-patrol-agent-ordered-to-pay-dollar220k-after-starting-47000-acre-wildfire-at-gender-reveal-party
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link
I’m disappointed that the article didn’t reveal the gender of the baby
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
harbl!
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
I hope they named the kid Tanner
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link
You know what, they knew going into this that parenting would be expensive
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8
― pplains, Sunday, 25 November 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link
That’s my gender.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away
Congrats pplains
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link
it is a mystery
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link
Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link
so, so dumb
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:01 (five years ago) link
Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link
i had to
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 9 December 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link
god damn it
― alomar lines, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link
hawt
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 December 2018 08:04 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smimWwAE1Tcs.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smilXQAE1iSi.jpg
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link
boy are they ever
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link
GORTKLAATUBERADANIKTO
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link
I’ll take “Aspirational names that convey white class privilege” for six hundred, Alec.
― rb (soda), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
Channing surely more privileged-sounding than Tatum.
― rob, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
this is just north american whiteness
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
like white trash kids are also called Braygron or whatever
TROGDOR
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
i was in line at the grocery store and some reality tv star i'd never heard of was on the cover and her baby's name was "CREW" and i got IA
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link
Does this constitute cultural appropriation? A couple decades of whites making fun of African American naming practices culminating in little Lakynns and Tatums running around is somehow both weird and predictable
― rob, Monday, 1 April 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)? What's the etymology? Never seen anything like them
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 07:35 (five years ago) link
I remember introducing my American (then) girlfriend to an English friend called Alistair and she thought it was the strangest fkn name she'd ever heard
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 07:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--myApFkw1--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pl5pkdalrpcm1hzw359z.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 08:04 (five years ago) link
seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)?
take some names, cut them into individual syllables, put them in a hat, then randomly pick and combine between two and four of them
wherever possible, replace a vowel with a 'y'
congrats, now your beautiful caucasian baby is saddled with a stupid name
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 08:58 (five years ago) link
Funny how, these (white) US names all sound futuristic and computer-generated, whereas in the part of Europe where I'm from, the trend for parents is to dig out outdated retro names from a hundred years ago.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 10:20 (five years ago) link
From top 100 girls names in 2008 UK, these are all names I associate with women of my grandmother's generation
4. Lily+05. Ava+111. Grace+316. Evie+019. Elsie+2720. Alice+329. Florence+1034. Matilda+052. Penelope+1470. Gracie+1972. Esme-2781. Rose-496. Victoria new!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:06 (five years ago) link
Sinutab? Propecia? Did somebody try to sneak those into that graph to make fun of black kids names?
― silverfish, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link
yes. and I apologize if I opened the door to that being posted, but it's definitely racist
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link
Those are two different women in the pics right?
― Yerac, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
xp it's an old Onion infographic https://www.theonion.com/most-popular-u-s-baby-names-1819586596 my apologies, I should have just linked or not posted it at all
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
huh, it's weird that the 1999 Onion graphic style just says "2019 facebook meme" to me now
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
NOBODY:
FUTURE DAD: Here, let just take my shirt off too.
https://i.imgur.com/b0T5oxW.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link