lol my brother competed in an ax throwing league in sydney. my brother the hipster! who’da thought
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link
oh lawn bowls has been a thing forever ya. Is bocce as well? I thought only old wogs did that.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:35 (five years ago) link
yeah but 20-ish hipsters now wld probably see any lawn-ish ball game as being incredibly fuddy-duddy, because of the 35-yo ex-hipsters that had it as their arch ironic revival activity
― we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 07:15 (five years ago) link
Tbh haitch peple belong in the disgusting savages thread
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, May 22, 2018 9:58 AM (three weeks ago)
otm
― karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, May 22, 2018 10:00 AM (three weeks ago)
agree w/ this
― Xmal Turnbull (haitch), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 02:14 (five years ago) link
Tee hee
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link
^^ is that what I think it is (wot I just read)
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 August 2018 02:32 (five years ago) link
Did vaping get unbanned? We have two new vape shops in the neighbourhood and grizzled battlers breathing out sickly candy scented smoke everywhere.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 12 August 2018 06:46 (five years ago) link
It was a reaction the coalition results in the big byelection weekend
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 12 August 2018 08:03 (five years ago) link
still banned unless you wear a fedora is my understanding
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 August 2018 08:09 (five years ago) link
I got a friend to re-christen her vape stick as 'electro-fag'
― Steve Reich, 'Ass-Clapping Music' (haitch), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link
Was vaping ever banned? I didnt think it had been? Its not like you could smoke them indoors to start with though, or buy nic-based juice here.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:24 (five years ago) link
Forgive my ignorance but what is the point of capon if you can’t buy ‘Nic-based’ juice?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 06:39 (five years ago) link
The Senate is back to its usual standards then.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link
mouthbreather senator: invokes final solution
Australian media: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Steve Reich, 'Ass-Clapping Music' (haitch), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link
Was front page of the Graun, is it not anywhere else?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 22:58 (five years ago) link
jesus christ these times.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link
well at least nobody thinks of bob katter as just that loveable wacky bigot from queensland anymore
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 09:26 (five years ago) link
liberal party annoyed they didn’t think of it first
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 10:52 (five years ago) link
Sky now making claim Anning was told all along to make a ridic controversial speech and "fucking not back down" from it afterward.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:42 (five years ago) link
how long do i have to be on this earth to not see fkn bob katter’s stupid cunt face in the news jfc
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2018 05:00 (five years ago) link
Sky now making claim Anning was told all along to make a ridic controversial speech and "fucking not back down" from it afterward.heaven forfend he should be expected to fucking own his actions
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 August 2018 06:27 (five years ago) link
Fuck me it just gets worse. 10 Queensland knuckle draggers run the country. At least we know the libs have given up on taking back the Victorian parliament.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 August 2018 07:30 (five years ago) link
imagine spending your life in fear that a bunch of people think peter dutton is more likeable than you
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:31 (five years ago) link
agitating for the very unpopular and very bigoted dutton is proof they don’t give a single fuck about australians
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:36 (five years ago) link
everything about this government is just so incredibly depressing
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:37 (five years ago) link
the coalition of the IPA and the right wing arseholes
nobody gives a shit apart from the six writers into 'The Australian' but they'll still collect a buttload of votes from dickheads on 'no brown people' and 'bill shorten is a communist'
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 August 2018 10:22 (five years ago) link
new zealand derides the fuck out of us now, we're a total laughing stock
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 11:02 (five years ago) link
God, I made the mistake of thinking Australia could not have a more depressing prime minister than D Trump. O hai Potato Dutton.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 20 August 2018 11:36 (five years ago) link
i mean we only just had tony abbott, a man so fucking dumb he knighted the queen’s husband
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
The clowns were chanting for coal at a presser to discuss the drought, they have no shame.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 August 2018 12:10 (five years ago) link
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 20 August 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link
xp “captain’s call” as I recall it ffs
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 20 August 2018 12:24 (five years ago) link
STOKED FOR THE MADNESS
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link
at this point we may as well replace parliament with a sensible series of non-binding postal opinion polls, the results are turning out better.
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link
otm, they hate postal surveys because the single one they did went totally against their interests
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
Hey Libs, hows that stable government you were always hooting about having eh?
Eh?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link
every time i come back to australia something massively shit happens
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link
21st century coalition: shit at economics and crippled by internecine power struggles, yet they still project these qualities on their opponents
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 02:32 (five years ago) link
the weirdest of the semi-sentient fascist potato's weird tweets are a fun read (helpfully collated here in case he has blocked you on twitter, which he has done to me): http://junkee.com/peter-dutton-tweets/172285
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 11:36 (five years ago) link
he is fucking creepy
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/3/8/n/y/z/image.imgtype.articleLeadwide.750x422.png/1400639785773.jpg
the libs do attract a certain demographic
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:06 (five years ago) link
'I like a drink, a laugh, a bit of footy, I'm just the average Aussie bloke'. pic.twitter.com/ZL3yje9ZbU— Tony Martin (@mrtonymartin) August 21, 2018
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:08 (five years ago) link
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/48fa7ddc504e036ea6e3b12fd615d558
I like children (their livers taste delicious)
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
I DON'T KNOW
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:02 (five years ago) link
remember when beige curtain was going to be out on his arse
life was very different a few weeks ago
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:04 (five years ago) link
I am already looking forward to Albo turfingout shorten in 18 months time.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:36 (five years ago) link
labor changes their party rules, difficult as hell for them to change leaders now
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 11:58 (five years ago) link
*changed
Albo seems to be aware that he is not the charismatic leader that a federal party needs
not that this has stopped Labor in the past, forcing Beazley to the top twice despite his repeated insistence that he didn't want the job and was not the man for it
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link