2018 NBA OFFSEASON

whaaaaat

what the fuck

messssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy af

lmao

1-2-3-4-5 Twitter accounts!

— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) May 30, 2018

this is obviously nuts but also i am a lil surprised this doesnt happen more often, like not just sports but everywhere

iirc something like this happened with the ceo of whole foods some time ago

do you think there’s ever been a sock on ilh?

i am rc buford if that helps

makes sense

BRUH pic.twitter.com/hv59PDxlgY

— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) May 30, 2018

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

colangelo gotta retire now

it's....interesting that the brown extension is being announced today as well

Despite Colangelo’s position, the accounts rarely focus on basketball strategy or statistics, nor show much interest in players aside from Sixers and superstars. In fact, most posts are ignored, scoffed at, or roasted by other Twitter users. While researching this story, I realized that I had muted the Still Balling account in the past.

duuude this piece is fn bonkers, that gallery of tweet screenshots my god who wldve thought management wld take online pettiness to the next level

These coincidences have drawn suspicion from other Twitter users. On one occasion, when someone jokingly replied to one of the accounts with, “This you, Bryan?,” Enoughunkownsources claimed to know Colangelo. “No - but thanks for the compliment!” they answered. “He is too classy to even engage. Worked with him: he is a class act.”

incredible

In January, in a tweet directed at the Twitter accounts of Simmons and Robert Covington, Still Balling tore into Embiid. “I am not voting for Joel, but I am voting for Ben at every change I get,” they wrote. “I love his intensity, his passion and the pride for his team. Joel is a big selfish baby, not my leader anymore.”

fuckin woww

too wild

this is the messy drama we seek here at ilh.

just breathtaking

the stuff abt his jealousy of ujiri is a real chef kisser

between this and pusha revealing drakes love child in a diss track theres some really top notch online drama this evening, bless

yeah i was going to go to bed at a decent hour but fuck that shit

he already called embiid trying to smooth it over lol dog it's time to take a 6 month trip to the bahamas

yeah i dont think this is something hes talking his way out of

Fuck Drake, what a talentless hack

oh no yeah colangelo's gonna have radical reconstruction surgery at the end of this, new name, new identity

his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects

hello my name is angelo colbrian, i am a real estate agent from nantucket and im here to find you your dream home

http://www.waterloowellingtonblogs.org/upload/2018/03/07/do-you-want-butter-with-that-giant-bags-of-popcorn-await-who-sells-big-bags-of-popcorn-l-cdfbce584dbe450d.jpg

his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects

― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*puts on msnbc suit* but we already HAVE a president

oh shit hello sir mr president respectfully you must resign now thank you

when the open-source data analysis tool is finished running, and it's time to review the findings pic.twitter.com/4H0M68CTmZ

— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) May 30, 2018

Just here to fan some flames so SAYIN that you know when Colangelo’s birthday is? pic.twitter.com/fHkgl5m0R6

— Marc Whittington (@MWhittington13) May 30, 2018

rip 76ers

Kendall Jenner is dating NBA star Ben Simmons https://t.co/IabZqjVHPb pic.twitter.com/frrQWsub4E

— Page Six (@PageSix) May 30, 2018

Well ain't this interesting. I didnt go to the Beijing Olympics so whoever wrote the tweets created a whole rude celeb fantasy for a very specific reason, an attempt to discredit me for my tweets about athletes not wanting to go to the White House 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/OozdMUziPL

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) May 30, 2018

cant get enough of this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeaSDjaU8AAjw0F.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeaSDjaU8AAjw0F.jpg

This is so fucking beautiful

Sorry, Bryan. Got you.

Went to “reset password” and tried three of his burners. Every single one has a phone number ending in 91. This is clearly not a coincidence.

*note*: I cropped out Colangelo’s email addresses from the picture pic.twitter.com/qKS7KpIJNo

— Adam (@SixersAdam) May 30, 2018

So basically, the strongest defense anybody can muster right now is "he couldn't possibly be this stupid"

I'm dying here

Nevertheless, Colangelo is denying he is responsible for those tweets and many league executives seem to believe this: It is hard to fathom a GM risking his job in such a reckless manner. Many are giving him the benefit of doubt on that level alone. It just doesn’t add up. https://t.co/BDn3n0os2a

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 30, 2018

woj is for breaking news bombs, not for cold takes like this

The amount of media members that want in on the story and the fact that so many prominent NBA people are revelling in it, doesn't suggest a lot of goodwill around the league towards Colangelo

🤫 https://t.co/SKa28yQSzP

— Danny Ainge (@danielrainge) May 30, 2018

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rip 76ers

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i love that simmons went from breaking u pwith tinashe bc she was acting like a kardashian to actually dating a kardashian

god I wish "fake news" never became a thing that people say
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea2livXUAAKz__?format=jpg

this Colangelo story is delicious

uhh lol

Ben Simmons Broke Up With Tinashe For Doing "Kardashian Sh*t"; Breakdown of What That Means (Photos) https://t.co/UTPrYm7QXq pic.twitter.com/AUFbHuiK0c

— Robert Littal (@BSO) May 26, 2018

Kendall Jenner is dating NBA star Ben Simmons https://t.co/IabZqjVHPb pic.twitter.com/frrQWsub4E

— Page Six (@PageSix) May 30, 2018

i guess we know who one of wpjs sources is lol

Nevertheless, Colangelo is denying he is responsible for those tweets and many league executives seem to believe this: It is hard to fathom a GM risking his job in such a reckless manner. Many are giving him the benefit of doubt on that level alone. It just doesn’t add up. https://t.co/BDn3n0os2a

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 30, 2018

it's funny that espn stole woj just as he was losing his fastball

ya, wonder if some ppl stopped feeding him the good stuff because he went to espn