WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

oddly mesmerizing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large

Those naughty hets

they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths

being naughty by upholding the social norms of partnering up and having a baby, the scandal

Why are people like this!?! A+ thread.

I am very glad that all these people found a partner that isn't embarrassed by this.

I mean, I figured it was photoshopped, but I still had to check.

https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg

ban sex

Ban cameras.

I was mesmerized by the WTC pic and now I'm just mesmerized by that lady's belt situation.

Haha. I only now noticed the WTC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX1s5-txmk

https://d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/2049799/original_e3c917b91b30d594cb9c12d09262e0c0.jpg

The straights are at it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlyznE7eVo

All that and I still don't know what kind of babby it is!

So focused on the dogs' reaction, I didn't even see what the reveal was.

We’re having a baby daughter!!! Crys and I are so excited and can’t wait to meet you Cookie Dough! 🤰🏻🍪 #GodIsGreat #Family #DadTime pic.twitter.com/XtLVS1wJqy

— Austin Cook (@austincookgolf) August 20, 2018

Trying to work out where exactly the "reveal" was there, but guessing this is probably a colour vision problem on my part.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/border-patrol-agent-ordered-to-pay-dollar220k-after-starting-47000-acre-wildfire-at-gender-reveal-party

I’m disappointed that the article didn’t reveal the gender of the baby

harbl!

I hope they named the kid Tanner

You know what, they knew going into this that parenting would be expensive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8

That’s my gender.

Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away

Congrats pplains

it is a mystery

Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF

— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018

so, so dumb

Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune

i had to

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large

god damn it

hawt

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smimWwAE1Tcs.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smilXQAE1iSi.jpg

The straights are at it again

boy are they ever

GORT
KLAATU
BERADA
NIKTO

I’ll take “Aspirational names that convey white class privilege” for six hundred, Alec.

Channing surely more privileged-sounding than Tatum.

this is just north american whiteness

like white trash kids are also called Braygron or whatever

TROGDOR

i was in line at the grocery store and some reality tv star i'd never heard of was on the cover and her baby's name was "CREW" and i got IA

Does this constitute cultural appropriation? A couple decades of whites making fun of African American naming practices culminating in little Lakynns and Tatums running around is somehow both weird and predictable

seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)? What's the etymology? Never seen anything like them

I remember introducing my American (then) girlfriend to an English friend called Alistair and she thought it was the strangest fkn name she'd ever heard

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--myApFkw1--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pl5pkdalrpcm1hzw359z.jpg

seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)?

take some names, cut them into individual syllables, put them in a hat, then randomly pick and combine between two and four of them

wherever possible, replace a vowel with a 'y'

congrats, now your beautiful caucasian baby is saddled with a stupid name