'...and DON'T *bleep* IT UP!' -- the RuPaul's Drag Race thread

the fact that raven wants to read someone else's looks while looking like victoria beckham crossed with lady elaine from mister roger's neighborhood is just... i can't

yeah I have been wrestling with that too

Aja and Manila are both great standins -- the DragCon live RuView this year was Raja and Aja and it was funny as hell.

agreed with that. would actually love just an aja fashion review.

Raja, even when she’s dismissive, still has an energy that I dig.

Raven is very rigid & set in her ways

Yeah. You don't like shoes with a strap, Raven. We get it!

Would Raven be the Clarence Thomas of Photo Fashion Ruview?

O_o

Kameron's lipsynch was incredible! I didn't know she had it in her. She told Ru the stage is where she lets go and I'm glad we got to see it.

i think kameron got lucky that she lip synced with a prosthetic face. it brought a comedy to the lip sync that i don't think she would have been able to summon otherwise

I agree it helped her facial expressions but I'm still giving her credit for her dance moves and head shakes!

it was v good makeup. this series is such a drag.

I feel like as a series, it needs to try harder, because a lot of these queens seem much more talented than what they're getting to work with. Chatting with a friend the other day who pointed out that a lot of the series tropes end up feeling like chores, for example everybody gets excited for Snatch Game but the actuality of it is that it's always disappointing now.

otm

Basically agree that the best episodes are almost always the ones where the queens get to write their own material or create their own fashions (or someone else's). Snatch Game gets a pass because they're still in charge of their own ad libbing.

But, man, the acting challenges with pre-existing scripts are just getting worse and worse.

By contrast, I thought this week was a superb episode. Loads of fun workroom stuff, and loads of RuPaul gems. Good times.

Yeah, a truly fun episode and, at least by my estimation, an even better LSFYL match-up (tho maybe that was just editing).

That said, and as much as I actually admire Kam for being able to keep her shit on lockdown in this environment, that was the wrong call overall.

Also, S10 without Monet and Monique is just a whole hell of a lot less fun.

Sidebar: Frankie Grande’s eyes are terrifying.

Eureka’s macho look made me laugh til I cried

mostly the voice is what put it over the top

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— fatty (@fatandfem) May 25, 2018

Sidebar: Frankie Grande’s eyes are terrifying.

Genuinely thought he was Cynthia Lee Fontaine for a split second.

The problem was that Monet didn't know the words in the lip sync, and Kameron was on every syllable. And Ru had already played the "nobody goes home this week" card.

I caught maybe one minor flub from Monet. The editors were clearly trying to make it look very, very close.

Nice of Rupaul to show up.

Genuinely thought he was Cynthia Lee Fontaine for a split second.

With makeup by Bianca! The resemblance was so eerie.

I thought Manet was doing well in the lipsync up until she went offstage to prepare for a messy-as-hell splits into a slide.

Also I keep linking to Cracker's youtubes but this one has real pathos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JIPMfMMYlM

yeah i mean i love her to death but Monet had her back to the camera for that whole walk to the back of the stage, cmon girl know yr words

how goid was cracker’s makeup for cookie
she looked like a more reasonable Trixie Mattel lol

they telegraphed monet going home when she did that run and slide down the runway and cracked the light bulb and they cut to ru making a sort of confused and disturbed face. it was kinda poignant in a way, like the magician was out of tricks.

miz cookie is the wintergreen of the season, also so glad cracker finally got a win

Ugh Aquaria was terrible this episode and I think Monet actually did a great job and shouldn’t have even been in the bottom 2!!

Yeah Aquaria should have been in the bottom. Aquaria looked like she just threw a red duvet on Kingsley & told him to figure it out. Poor dude looked not very good at all.

I thought Capricia Corn's dress was boring, but she looked very pretty. I didn't expect Kingsley to make a pretty queen. Tyler Oakley on the other hand... I don't know I guess I just don't love Monét's sense of style, although she's very loveable.

The mini challenge was a lot of fun and kind of hot. Asia was giving me Tyson Beckford realness!

yeah she was great.
Aquaria’s pencil mustache was ... odd

So, when you do everything within your power not to cause drama or be a bitch and the show producers STILL do everything in their power to make a villain out of you.

That's what tonight's all about, pretty much.

Missed opportunities every which way.

I really thought that the main challenge was going to be so much more trenchant, a chance for a reality program to shed its superficiality and actually dramatize interiority. Instead we got some stilted acting, a top-to-bottom bad idea of editing the twins together (and why even bother with the good twins "watching" the critiques of the bad twins?), and the judge's typical caprice becoming so much more arbitrary given the subject matter.

Also, right before the season even started, I read a Youtube comment that I hoped wasn't a spoiler reporting that Cracker would be sent home by Kameron. But that's my fault for wasting time in that cesspool.

Anyway, I'm fully Team Asia now because Asians gotta stick together.

Asia was so fucking good, I love her & this manufactured drama is v annoying

And the judges flipping their wigs over Aquaria was so like, really? idgi

also I need an Asia app on my phone where i can just whine & get a dose of real talk™️ whenever I need it. she’s got that Bianca workroom personality, she’s old enough to see through bullshit & laser focus on what’s real & whenever she does it, it’s just such good tv

Agree wholeheartedly. She is fantastic. She deserves a better season than this.

Aquaria’s face bones were really weird and both face and backbones looked like a badly executed afterthought. Asia ftw.

exactly

What was up with the random splits in the lipsync? Neither of them seemed to happen to any discernible musical cue.

Yeah, I've seen people rating Aquaria's dark-sided lewk among the series' top 10 and even top 5 all-timers and I wonder if they've even seen any Logo-era seasons.

Honestly I kinda liked Asia's dark-side look more.

she was completely transfixing

srsly some of those lipsyncs look like mini floor routines

the splits esp look perfunct asf

This has been the worst season yet, right?

I wouldn't say worst but there's been far too much focus on ~drama~ and not enough of actual performance. The best scenes that don't take place on stage have always been the casual chatter-in-the-workroom and the worst have been the "well I just feel this way" emotionally laborious scenes.

The queens have been very entertaining when given the chance to shine and the right material, but a lot of the musical and acting challenges have been based on woeful scripts which do the cast no favours at all. "Breastworld" is one of the worst things ever to happen in this show's history.

For me I've just found the talented queens to be profoundly unlikeable this season
And the likeable queens to be profoundly underwhelming
I am finally coming around to stanning for Eureka and Aquaria based on their performances, but I would leave any party they were at

I more or less called this the weakest season (as a show) to date, barring possibly the first All-Stars season. The overall average rating this batch of queens would be higher than some others, but there just aren't any 10.0 queens this time around.