2018 NBA OFFSEASON

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• The Kings made that jump only because they lost a "coin flip" (actually a separate drawing) in April with the Bulls. Had that coin flip gone the other way, Chicago owns the four-number combination in question and is picking No. 2. Atlanta similarly won Tuesday night by losing a coin flip with Dallas, which fell to No. 5.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/23515949/zach-lowe-2018-nba-draft-lottery-phoenix-suns-sacramento-kings

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

yeah i had no idea they flipped for number combos!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

its all about the combos baby!

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

what the christ

If the machine in which the balls bounce breaks down, the NBA has a contingency: dump all 14 balls into a basketball with a hole cut out of the top. A league official closes that hole, shakes the basketball, opens it up, and picks out the balls.

omar little, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

they shd just do it that way

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

it’s objectively better because they use a ball. a basketball.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

im sayin, also what if they drop it and all the balls fall out driving the assembled team reps wild

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

"They always hooked me up ... then I called up one night and they said it would be $7,800. I was like, 'Oh, um, why is this the first time you guys are charging me?' They said that you should have thought of that before you went on The Jimmy Fallon Show. I was like, 'Wow, this is real.' I've apologized many times to try and get my seats again."

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

lmao

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

haha they are both babys

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

quitting a team cause they wont give you free 10g seats anymore is perfect celebrity behavior

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

also thinking theyre your seats

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

think of all ethan hawke has given us i mean who would we be w/o the work of ethan hawke

Clay, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

id prob do the same thing if i was dolan

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

i wld ban ethan hawke then find further ways of antagonizing him, i wld imply that if he attended a concert of my blues band he cld get back in my good graces, i wld make him hang out backstage with me then never give him tickets anyway

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link

diabolical

gbx, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

Mike Budenholzer has reached an agreement to become the Milwaukee Bucks coach, league sources tell ESPN.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 16, 2018

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link

yuck

ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

why yuck cider?

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

im not a bud believer

ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

apparently he refuses to ever shake hands with the opposing coach

micah, Thursday, 17 May 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link

he also bears a strong resemblance to barnaby joyce and once attended a drake concert

micah, Thursday, 17 May 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

apparently he refuses to ever shake hands with the opposing coach

― micah, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 8:53 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol what source please??

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

i'm not a huge fan of bud but the bucks desperately need a coach w/a system and structure and he can give them that

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link

i take protecting my sources seriously xp

micah, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link

bud's a great coach. his ability to get the highest potential out of players is insane.

Heez, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

he was probably their best option. move makes a lot of sense to me and should hopefully get them over the hump. judging by these playoffs so far, Bucks feel like they could be #2 in the East

frogbs, Thursday, 17 May 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

This doesn’t come out of left field. He’s got one of the best agents in the business, Bill Duffy. It’s called “orchestration.” https://t.co/RtU3G8Ardi

— Fran Fraschilla (@franfraschilla) May 17, 2018

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

i think the suns are close to 100% to take him

ciderpress, Thursday, 17 May 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

lol poor sacto

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

a halfway decent org could probably call his bluff but i expect the kings to screw it up

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

lol man if i were ayton id do the same

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

Elfrid gonna be an all star now that he can actually see the hoop
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdfFec5U0AAKV1J.jpg:large

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Friday, 18 May 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

what a good-looking young man!

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 May 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

for real, what a revelation

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Friday, 18 May 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

i give him props for his avant garde haircut but some experiments fail thats just what its like living on the cutting edge

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 18 May 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

agree. but sometimes, like say, when you're a professional hooper who needs to see the world around you... you have to choose function over form.

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Friday, 18 May 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

6-6 steph curry

Doncic is 19. And he’s doing THIS pic.twitter.com/6HczHpLEFu

— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) May 18, 2018

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 18 May 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

i bet i can do that

ciderpress, Friday, 18 May 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

very kool that we will lose KAT Thibs makes him unhappy. I'm sure we can trade him for Luol Deng

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

They will 100% drop thibs over kat

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Saturday, 19 May 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link

they shd drop thibs anyway

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 19 May 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

TBQH

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 19 May 2018 01:30 (five years ago) link

yeah thibs has been bad for awhile now and it's pretty transparent

Clay, Saturday, 19 May 2018 01:36 (five years ago) link

m/l this:

You don’t lose Towns. You just don’t. You fire Thibs, you fire GM. You fire trainers and security staff and chefs and trade Wiggins and Butler and whoever else. You don’t lose Towns. You have him on his rookie deal. Everything else comes after “Keep towns.”

— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) May 19, 2018

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

If you are doomed to lose KAT, no matter what you do (which was the fate of that perennial doormat, the Clippers, through most of their existence), then you are screwed for the next couple of years, no matter what.

But usually the root cause of such woes is an incompetent front office, so the real answer is buying some top-notch front office execs and give them about 6 years to turn your franchise around. That includes hiring the right coach and GM, of course.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link

no more dual role coaches. Ever.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link

has it ever worked in modern times?

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:45 (five years ago) link


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